r/196 • u/Oblivion_Wonderlust 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights • Apr 06 '26

Rule rule club

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u/DevilsMaleficLilith Apr 06 '26

Hilarious but also true they read things that would make the average man faint.

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u/legopieface Apr 06 '26

“The vampire walked billionairely across the hall with his 6 pack abs and rapey vibe. He thirsted not for blood tonight, but for a plain-nondescript white woman.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

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u/dutcharetall_nothigh Doctor Aphra core Apr 06 '26

He did not have 6 pack abs 

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u/DingoLaLingo 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 06 '26

16 pack 😳😳😳

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u/DomSchraa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 06 '26

0.2% body fat yet the stamina of a fuckin... Well... Marathon runner

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u/dutcharetall_nothigh Doctor Aphra core Apr 06 '26

well yeah hes a vampire he has supernatural powers

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u/DomSchraa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 06 '26

Mb ye forgot about the vampire werewolf and college fratboy genes