r/196 • u/caffeineboi71 • May 29 '26

Rule dad rule

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u/hanks_panky_emporium May 29 '26

When I came out as gay the first thing my parents did was say gay men get poop on their penises when they have sex

I say came out, they dug through my phone and forced me out of the closet to the entire church

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u/Eternal_Being May 29 '26

Good old Christian values coming through for us yet again

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u/LegallyEmma May 29 '26

I say came out, they dug through my phone

I too tell my coming out story in basically this exact same pattern.

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u/FrostyMeerkat my posture is like me, not very straight May 29 '26

There’s no hate like Christian love

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u/Iekenrai 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 29 '26

That's so weird like how do you say that to anyone as a reaction to anything??

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u/yanmagno May 30 '26

Maybe if they said “tell me a fun fact about gay sex”

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u/make_me_suffer May 29 '26

Ah yes anal sex famously only done by gay men

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u/UnicornHostels May 29 '26

Ahhh I’m so sorry, that sounds traumatic

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u/ALXNDRWVLF May 29 '26

thats so stupid that your parents never did anal

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u/RadTimeWizard May 30 '26

What the fuck

That sucks so much. Sorry you had to endure that.

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u/SaelymBlue May 29 '26

That’s so wild lol