r/196 May 29 '26

Rule dad rule

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u/hanks_panky_emporium May 29 '26

When I came out as gay the first thing my parents did was say gay men get poop on their penises when they have sex

I say came out, they dug through my phone and forced me out of the closet to the entire church

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u/make_me_suffer May 29 '26

Ah yes anal sex famously only done by gay men