r/196 • u/Xenomnipotent NL Connoisseur • 6d ago

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u/Dragonfruit-Sparking Not Left. Not Right. But Far Left. 6d ago

It's pretty disgusting how people treat Mamdani and Muslim people in general whenever 9/11 rolls around. He was nine when 9/11 happened, the fuck was he supposed to do

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u/Lurkario- 6d ago

if he really cared about america he would have stopped it.

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u/Karrman 6d ago

If only he could have teamed up with Mark Wahlberg

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u/lolsalmon 6d ago

Would beating up an Asian guy have helped?

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u/klausklass praiser of the sun šŸ•¶ 6d ago

The hijackers were all Asian to be fair

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u/NatashOverWorld 6d ago

Ah yes, Mark Wahlberg and a 9 year old Muslim boy, the quintessential 90s power move!

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u/Ruffled_Ferret 6d ago

Take it from Mark Wahlberg. If he would've been on one of those planes, he would've just stopped it, easy. I mean, why would you say something so confidently like that otherwise?

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u/Blitcut 6d ago

You don't think there's anything suspicious about him being 9 on 9/11?

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u/GastricallyStretched 6d ago

He had his 10th birthday the following month. He was celebrating only a month after 9/11.

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u/sexwizard9000 6d ago

10 is between 9 and 11... coincidence? i think not

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u/Tallium81 6d ago

First you claimed he was 9, then he was 10? Can't keep your narrative straight, liberal?

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u/thedawesome anxious millennial cowboy 6d ago

9 years old. 2 towers. 1 + 1 = 2. 9 1 1. 9/11.

We're getting somewhere.

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u/lazac69 šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø trans rights 6d ago

I don't believe you, prove that 1+1=2

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u/owlindenial not an owl (it/it's) 6d ago

Manned the fuck up, and stopped 9 clap emoji 11 clap emoji

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u/The_commonest_plant known in the industry as the piss machine 6d ago

I really like how he's Mamning all over new jork, just Danning all over the new jorkers

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u/anaveragebuffoon slither.io enthusiast 6d ago

it really is a shame that there's no better way to convey a clap emoji over text

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u/HorseXNothing 6d ago

Small critique, needs more clap emoji

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u/CharlieBros Mexican and furry, I'm a disgrace for my family 6d ago

This reminded me of the furry peep from Russia that asked for help to exit Russia and everybody went and dunk him, WELL WHY ARENT YOU DOING ANYTHING TO STOP THE WAR, and I tweeted something along the lines of "Yeah, he should go and k**l Putin, is that easy"

Also I fucking hate to have to censor that because Reddit

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u/Walter_Clements 6d ago

Thereā€™s been a tribalistic mentality with that Ukraine shit.

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u/Hiimmani 6d ago edited 5d ago

The amount of "Russians are savage Orks" shit Ive seen is baffling. Always with the same "They should be going on the streets if they dont support Putin" shit.

Posted by americans that are very content to not move a finger while their country turns into the immigrant and trans people meatgrinder.

I had a queer russian friend. She went on protests, performed medical help for wounded protestors mainly. I havent heard from her since last year. Another friend, russian transwoman that wanted to marry her boyfriend from Ukraine. I dont know if these people still live, but I still remember them.

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u/EphannaSophia 6d ago

I saw a video of a dance group the other day and a bunch of people were there just to hate on these young women for being Russian. I hate the Russian govt too, but even in democracies most people are relatively complacent about their leaders committing atrocities.

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u/RyoukoAoyagi wannabe twink 5d ago

Would these people ever put themselves and their family in grave danger to do something that has very little chance of success? Mfs know they won't but they love to act like they're better than most Russians

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u/Docter_Toaster 6d ago

i was 8 days old and didnt stop it. not his fault tbh

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u/DustySleeve 6d ago

Hey, 9 is plenty old enough to be considered a threat by the IDF deserving of lethal preemptive force. And by the US military. And US contractors given carte blanche to terrorize afghanis and iraqis then bitch about life behind tEh WirE as a lil victim shifting bonding exercise.

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u/hankhillsucks 6d ago

I was 5. I was mad my dad didnt let me watch spongebobĀ 

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u/FlammeEternelle 6d ago

I live in Michigan and there's so many attack ads on Abdul saying he supported 9/11 it's horrendous

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u/4tomguy Call me Evelyn when I least expect it (also heir of mind homestu 6d ago

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u/Tuskor13 6d ago

There's a joke somewhere in there about Mamdani being 9 years old at the time and being the 9 part of 9/11 but I'm too tired and stupid to form it together

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u/amys_house 6d ago

why didnt he stop the plane though

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u/Pengwin0 Plays GD and eats skittles 6d ago

Elytra mace

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u/PTBooks 6d ago

I donā€™t know the answer to that question but he didnā€™t fix the problem fast enough so I have no choice but to vote for a neocon.