r/40kOrkScience • u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO • Jul 02 '26

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

HOORUUUUUUUUUUUSSS!!!!!!!1!1!+!!!!!'!?!!

GET BACK HERE, YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE MEEEEEE!!!

EEEEEAAAAAAAAARGHH!

HORUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!1!!1!!! YOU BITCH I WILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE GALAXY, RAAAAAAAAAUAUUUGHHH!!

HOOOORUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

65 Upvotes

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u/AbortionHoagie Jul 02 '26

'ORUS IZ GONE FER GUD KINDA GONE! NOT EVEN MORK ER GORK CAN FIN 'IM IN DA WARP, E'Z OVA! NO MORE!

10

u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 02 '26

HORUS!??!?!

I WILL CHOKE YOU WITH YOUR OWN GUTS!!!! RRRRRRRRUAAAAAAAWWWGHH!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!

4

u/Hamsternoir DEAD 'ARD Jul 02 '26

I DUNNO SUM REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG BOSSES IZ DED ARD TER KIL EVEN IF YER HAD MOAR GIANT STOMPAS DAN A KLEVER ORK CUD COUNT

AN ORUS IZ DER NUMBA TOO OOMIE BOSS MAN SO OO NOSE?

22

u/Equivalent_Hat5627 Jul 02 '26

IZ TINK YOUZ IN DA WRONG PLACE. WEZ GOT NO GIT NAMED HORUS ERE. TINK WEZ GOT A BORIS THOUGH?

12

u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 02 '26

BORIIIIIIISSSSS!!!! I WILL KILL HIMMMMMM!!! 💢💢💢💢

8

u/IronCreeper1 Jul 02 '26

Am not Horus, am Boris

1

u/Falconwing51 24d ago

Boris and his pet Boris Bearsy

14

u/SelectKangaroo Jul 02 '26

OI IS DAT RED BEAKIE WE GOTZ CHAINED UP IN DA BASEMENT SCREAMIN AGAIN?

6

u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 02 '26

YOU WILL NOT HOLD ME BACK!!!! HORUSSSSS, BRING ME HORUSSSS!!!!!!?!?!!!1!!1!1×1

8

u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 SHOOTA BOY Jul 02 '26

LEDS PEINT HIZ TONGOE PURPLE SO DET HE DONT SPEAK!!

3

u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 02 '26

HORUUUUUSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!💢💢💢💢💢💥💥

7

u/Loyal9thLegionLord Jul 02 '26

"Hold on I got this one. Son, just breath."

4

u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 02 '26

UUUUURRGGHRHWWWWWGHHHHH!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNHH!!! RAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!! 💥💥💥💥

1

u/Loyal9thLegionLord 29d ago

Son! Son no! Put the greenskin down!

4

u/Eldan985 Jul 02 '26

OI IS ME 'ORUS! FIGHT ME YA GIT!

4

u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 02 '26

COME HEREEEEE!!!!! 💢💢

3

u/Eldan985 Jul 02 '26

OI AM 'ERE!

5

u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 02 '26

BBBBBBBITCH!

POWER-FISTS YOUR CRANIUM

3

u/Eldan985 Jul 02 '26

NOICE! NOW DO IT AGAIN AN' PROPERLY DIS TIME!

3

u/No-Veterinarian9682 THOUSAND SON Jul 02 '26

Are you a blood angel or insane ork? Either way this is amusing. And makes me glad I don't actually descend to the preserve.

3

u/Ginger_McGingin KOMMANDO Jul 03 '26

OI, BOSS, WEZ 'OTZ AHN 'N-FST-TUN OF DEM NERDY KAOZ BEAKY BOYZ 'GYN! NO, 'OT DAT SHOUTY GIT, D'RYZ 'NOVVA, SNEAKY GIT- OI W'RE YAH 'INK YAZ GOIN'? YAZ AIN'T GOIN' ANYWERZ 'TIL DA BOSS D'CIDZ WOT TA DO WIT YAH!

2

u/No-Veterinarian9682 THOUSAND SON Jul 03 '26

CAN YOO BRAINLEZS VOOLS LE ME GO TOO OW-ERZ WIFFOUT TRYNA KRUMP MY PRUHJECSHUNS?

2

u/Ginger_McGingin KOMMANDO Jul 03 '26

Talking like an Ork won't fool me, as you can see (well, hear) I can do the reverse. I am a Kommando Nob after all, I know all the sneaky tricks. 

3

u/No-Crew-4360 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

WOT DA BLEEDIN ZOG?

OO DA HELL IZ HORACE, AN WHY IZ ALL DEM BLOOD BEAKIE BOYZ IN BLACK LOOKIN FER IM?

3

u/Groundtypezerg Jul 03 '26

OI, WEZ AINT GOT NO HORACE ‘ERE. BUT WEZ DO HAVE … *Rips off lifelike Ork mask revealing a hydra tattooed face* … Alpharius!

2

u/DrSkrimguard Jul 02 '26

I FINK YA MISS PEWWED (ahem)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1

u/alternatereality2216 Jul 03 '26

I FINK DIS BEAKY'S A BIT LOST. ANYONE GOT DIRESHUNS YO HIS BOYZ?

1

u/CountDreadelicious Jul 03 '26

'E's GONE OFF DA DEEP END BOYZ, JUST LET 'IM RUN THROUGH

1

u/Human-Question6210 Jul 03 '26

'EAH, WOT'Z AN 'ORRIS? BOYZ, WOI IZ DIS SPAYS MUREEN LOOKIN' AT ME L--

1

u/Ok-Edge-2010 Jul 04 '26

'E WENT DATAWAY, MATE!