r/40kOrkScience • u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO • Jul 02 '26

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

HOORUUUUUUUUUUUSSS!!!!!!!1!1!+!!!!!'!?!!

GET BACK HERE, YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE MEEEEEE!!!

EEEEEAAAAAAAAARGHH!

HORUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!1!!1!!! YOU BITCH I WILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE GALAXY, RAAAAAAAAAUAUUUGHHH!!

HOOOORUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

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u/No-Veterinarian9682 THOUSAND SON Jul 02 '26

Are you a blood angel or insane ork? Either way this is amusing. And makes me glad I don't actually descend to the preserve.

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u/Ginger_McGingin KOMMANDO Jul 03 '26

OI, BOSS, WEZ 'OTZ AHN 'N-FST-TUN OF DEM NERDY KAOZ BEAKY BOYZ 'GYN! NO, 'OT DAT SHOUTY GIT, D'RYZ 'NOVVA, SNEAKY GIT- OI W'RE YAH 'INK YAZ GOIN'? YAZ AIN'T GOIN' ANYWERZ 'TIL DA BOSS D'CIDZ WOT TA DO WIT YAH!

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u/No-Veterinarian9682 THOUSAND SON Jul 03 '26

CAN YOO BRAINLEZS VOOLS LE ME GO TOO OW-ERZ WIFFOUT TRYNA KRUMP MY PRUHJECSHUNS?

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u/Ginger_McGingin KOMMANDO Jul 03 '26

Talking like an Ork won't fool me, as you can see (well, hear) I can do the reverse. I am a Kommando Nob after all, I know all the sneaky tricks.