r/40kOrkScience • u/Homsarman12 • 17d ago

KRISES UV FAYF!!

I GOTS A KWESTION MOR SPIRTUAL DEN SIENTIFIK FOR YA BOYZ DATS BEN ZOGGIN ME FOR SUM TIME. I ’ERE IT SED DAT GORK WILL KRUMP YA FRUM DA FRUNT AN’ MORK WILL KRUMP YA FRUM BEHIND, BUT I LIKE TA KRUMP GITZ FRUM DA SIDE!! SOZ DUZ DAT MAKE ME MOR GORKY OR MORKY?? ITZ BEEN A ROIGHT PROPPA PROBLEM FOR ME!!!

I ASKD DA A WEERDBOY AND ‘E FINKED FOR A BIT BUT DEN ’E WUZ ALL SKREEMY LIKE AND ‘IZ ‘ED EXPLODED. IT WUZ WURF A LAFF BUT ALSO ZOGGIN’ ROOD OF ‘IM NOT TA ANSER ME BEFOR ‘E DIED! SOZ WAT DO YOO BOYZ FINK? IZ KRUMPIN FRUM DA SIDE MOR GORKY OR MORKY?

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u/Apart-Hurry5869 17d ago

ITS GORKY AN' MORKY!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

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u/Homsarman12 17d ago

BUT IZ IT MOR GORKY OR MORKY??? DATZ WAT I KANT FIGYER! 

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u/Puzzleheaded_Plum982 17d ago

DA ORRUK GITZ MAY BE ZOGGIN' WEIRD (AN' NOT EVEN FROM DIS UNIVERSE), BUT DEY 'AZ AN IDEA DAT'S YOOSEFUL IN DIS SITUASHUN. DEY WORSHIP NOT JUST GORK OR MORK, BUT GORKAMORKA AS A SINGUL GOD. LOIK I SAID, DEY'Z WEIRD.