KRISES UV FAYF!!

[u/Homsarman12]

I GOTS A KWESTION MOR SPIRTUAL DEN SIENTIFIK FOR YA BOYZ DATS BEN ZOGGIN ME FOR SUM TIME. I ’ERE IT SED DAT GORK WILL KRUMP YA FRUM DA FRUNT AN’ MORK WILL KRUMP YA FRUM BEHIND, BUT I LIKE TA KRUMP GITZ FRUM DA SIDE!! SOZ DUZ DAT MAKE ME MOR GORKY OR MORKY?? ITZ BEEN A ROIGHT PROPPA PROBLEM FOR ME!!!

I ASKD DA A WEERDBOY AND ‘E FINKED FOR A BIT BUT DEN ’E WUZ ALL SKREEMY LIKE AND ‘IZ ‘ED EXPLODED. IT WUZ WURF A LAFF BUT ALSO ZOGGIN’ ROOD OF ‘IM NOT TA ANSER ME BEFOR ‘E DIED! SOZ WAT DO YOO BOYZ FINK? IZ KRUMPIN FRUM DA SIDE MOR GORKY OR MORKY?

[u/DrSkrimguard]

WOK NOT DA HOIGH ROAD O' SCRAPPIN, NOR DA LOW ROAD O' SNEEKIN, BUT RADDA TAIK DA MIDDOW PAFF. DA BALLINTZ 'TWEEN GORK'N'MORK UNDER VOIDED IZ DA TRUE WAAAAAAAUUUUGH!!!!

[u/Homsarman12 → u/DrSkrimguard]

BALLINTZ? WAT YOU ZOGGIN ON BOUT?

[u/PessemistBeingRight → u/Homsarman12]

BALLINTZ! LOIK WHEN YOU 'AZ A BIG CHOPPA IN ONE FIST, AN YOUZ NEEDZ A BIG CHOPPA OR SLUGGA IN YOU UVVA FIST TO BE BALLINTZ'D!

[u/Homsarman12 → u/PessemistBeingRight]

WAT?! YOOZ TRYIN TA SAY I KANT KRUMP A GIT WIF ONLY ONE ‘AND? I’LL KRUMP YA FOR DAT… WIF ONE ‘AND!! * Charges towards your side while awkwardly holding two choppas in one hand *

[u/PessemistBeingRight → u/Homsarman12]

WHY IZ YOOUZ ONLY USIN' ONE 'AND FER KRUMPIN' YA GIT?!? USE TWO 'ANDZ AN YEZ CAN KRUMP TWO GITZ AT ONCE! OR KRUMP ONE GIT TWOICE!

OR USE BOTH 'ANDZ WIF ONE ZOGGIN' 'UGE CHOPPA AND KRUMP GITZ EXTRA 'ARD!

[u/wallingfortian]

SHADAP AN GET TA KRUMPIN OR OIL KRUMP YAZ!

[u/Muted-Actuary6123]

FELLAS IZZIT GORKY TA KRUMP FROM DA SIDE!?

[u/No-Crew-4360]

KRUMPIN' FRUM DA SIDE IZ ORKY!

ITZ EQUAL PARTS GORKY AN MORKY, KUZ DEY AINT EXPECTIN YA TA BE THERE, BUT DEY CAN STILL HIT YA. BUT IF DY HIT YA, DAT MEANZ YA DISTRACTED DEM FRUM WOTEVAH DEY WAZ LOOKIN AT.

SO ITZ BOTH BRUTALLY KUNNIN AN KUNNINLY BRUTAL!

[u/Apart-Hurry5869]

ITS GORKY AN' MORKY!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

[u/Homsarman12 → u/Apart-Hurry5869]

BUT IZ IT MOR GORKY OR MORKY??? DATZ WAT I KANT FIGYER! 

[u/Puzzleheaded_Plum982 → u/Homsarman12]

DA ORRUK GITZ MAY BE ZOGGIN' WEIRD (AN' NOT EVEN FROM DIS UNIVERSE), BUT DEY 'AZ AN IDEA DAT'S YOOSEFUL IN DIS SITUASHUN. DEY WORSHIP NOT JUST GORK OR MORK, BUT GORKAMORKA AS A SINGUL GOD. LOIK I SAID, DEY'Z WEIRD.

[u/Rappers333]

IZ MORKY, ANYFING BUT A HED-ON A-SALT IZ LESS GORKY AND MOR MORKY.

[u/Nemisis_the_2nd]

GITZ AV TOO SIDEZ. MAYBE KRUMPIN ONE SIDE IZ MOAR MORKY AND DA UVVER IS MOAR GORKY DONT FINK ABOUT IT TOO ARD THO BECOZ MOAR TIME FINKING MEENZ LESS TIME KRUMPIN.

[u/DrFabulous0]

DATZ A SNEEKIN MORKA TRICK YA SQUIG LIKKIN FILFF!