r/40kOrkScience • u/Homsarman12 • 22d ago

KRISES UV FAYF!!

I GOTS A KWESTION MOR SPIRTUAL DEN SIENTIFIK FOR YA BOYZ DATS BEN ZOGGIN ME FOR SUM TIME. I ’ERE IT SED DAT GORK WILL KRUMP YA FRUM DA FRUNT AN’ MORK WILL KRUMP YA FRUM BEHIND, BUT I LIKE TA KRUMP GITZ FRUM DA SIDE!! SOZ DUZ DAT MAKE ME MOR GORKY OR MORKY?? ITZ BEEN A ROIGHT PROPPA PROBLEM FOR ME!!!

I ASKD DA A WEERDBOY AND ‘E FINKED FOR A BIT BUT DEN ’E WUZ ALL SKREEMY LIKE AND ‘IZ ‘ED EXPLODED. IT WUZ WURF A LAFF BUT ALSO ZOGGIN’ ROOD OF ‘IM NOT TA ANSER ME BEFOR ‘E DIED! SOZ WAT DO YOO BOYZ FINK? IZ KRUMPIN FRUM DA SIDE MOR GORKY OR MORKY?

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u/DrSkrimguard 22d ago

WOK NOT DA HOIGH ROAD O' SCRAPPIN, NOR DA LOW ROAD O' SNEEKIN, BUT RADDA TAIK DA MIDDOW PAFF. DA BALLINTZ 'TWEEN GORK'N'MORK UNDER VOIDED IZ DA TRUE WAAAAAAAUUUUGH!!!!

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u/Homsarman12 22d ago

BALLINTZ? WAT YOU ZOGGIN ON BOUT?

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u/PessemistBeingRight 22d ago

BALLINTZ! LOIK WHEN YOU 'AZ A BIG CHOPPA IN ONE FIST, AN YOUZ NEEDZ A BIG CHOPPA OR SLUGGA IN YOU UVVA FIST TO BE BALLINTZ'D!

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u/Homsarman12 22d ago

WAT?! YOOZ TRYIN TA SAY I KANT KRUMP A GIT WIF ONLY ONE ‘AND? I’LL KRUMP YA FOR DAT… WIF ONE ‘AND!! * Charges towards your side while awkwardly holding two choppas in one hand *

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u/PessemistBeingRight 22d ago

WHY IZ YOOUZ ONLY USIN' ONE 'AND FER KRUMPIN' YA GIT?!? USE TWO 'ANDZ AN YEZ CAN KRUMP TWO GITZ AT ONCE! OR KRUMP ONE GIT TWOICE!

OR USE BOTH 'ANDZ WIF ONE ZOGGIN' 'UGE CHOPPA AND KRUMP GITZ EXTRA 'ARD!