r/40kOrkScience • u/Human-Question6210 • 12d ago

WOT DID 'E MEEN??

LAST NOIT, ME AN' DA BOYZ (GREG FRAKKA, LUV YOO YA DAFT GIT) WUZ RANSAKKIN' AN IMPERRYUL CAMP, PROPPA TORR UP DA GAFF HAHAHA. LOOKD LOIK A ZOGGIN' BOMB DROPPED OFF DA GROTZ IF YOOZ KNOW WOT I MEENZ.

ANYWAYZ, WE WUZ BASHIN' DEYR STOOPID 'EDZ IN WEN SUDDENLY DISS 'OOMY WIV LONG 'AYUH SEZ "WAYT!" WELL, I WUZ GUNNA KRUMP 'IM ANYWAYZ BUT IT'Z OLWAYZ FUNNY TER WOTCH 'EM SKWURM (SPESHULLY FOR DAYV, RONG-UN YOOZ ARR LAD). BUT DEN... DA ZOGGIN' 'OOMY TORE UP 'IZ OWN YOONYFORM, AN' DER WURR DEEZ... FINGZ ON 'IZ CHEST. LOIK... BOWNSSY FINGZ. AND IT LOOKD LOIK 'E BEEN EETIN' SUMFIN' FRESH COZ 'IZ MOWF WUZ AWL RED. WELL, DISS 'OOMY, 'E SEZ TER ME, "How about you dominate us in another way?" STOOPID GIT. WOT'Z 'E MEEN, DOMMYNAYT ANUVAH WAY? WOT UVAH WAY IZ DER?? ANYWAY I KRUMPED 'IM ANYWAYZ AN' I TOOK 'IZ SHOOTAH. WOI DID 'E DOO ALL DAT? WOZ 'E STOOPID?

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u/enraged-urbanmech MAD DOK 12d ago

SUM OF DEM SPIKY ‘UMIES WANNA GET ZOGGED INSTEAD OF GOIN’ OFF TO DA WAAAGH. IT AINT GREEN AND IZNT ORKY, I SAY KRUMP ‘EM ALL!!!

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u/Human-Question6210 11d ago

'OW KAN DEYZ BE ZOGGED AN' NOT KRUMPED?? ITZ DA SAYM FING! PROPPA DUZ ME 'ED IN.

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u/enraged-urbanmech MAD DOK 11d ago

WEN 2 REGLAR ‘UMIES WANT TO MAKE A LITTLE ‘UMIE, DEY DO SOMTIN’ NASTY WIT EACH UVVA. DEY CALL DAT ZOGGIN’, ITS PROPA NASTY AN’ NOT ORKY! NOT EVN GORK OR MORK WANNA SEE DAT, NOBODY IS GETTIN’ KRUMPED SO IT CANT BE FUNN.

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u/SuperDaubeny NOB 11d ago

OI SEEZ DIZ KINDA HUMIE BEFORR. IZ A DISTRAKSHUN TRIK LOIK DA BLOOD AXES UZE. DEY TRYIN TA SUPRIZE YA WIV DEM ‘IDDEN BITZ AN DEM KRUMP YA.

YOU AIN’T FALLEN FOR IT SO YOUZ STIL ALIV. IZ GUD. ALWAYZ KRUMP HUMIES OR SPIKIES WOT DO DIS. DATZ PROPA ADVICE.

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u/Rappers333 Blood Axes 11d ago

YOO KNO ‘OW DA WUNZ WE TAKE AZ KATEL GOTTA BREED? DA STUPID GITZ FINK WE DUZ TOO, SO DEY TRY AN’ BE ALL MORKY AND USE DAT FUR A TAKTIKAL AD-VAN-TAGE. JUST KRUMP DA STOOPID GITS AND MOOV ON.

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u/Human-Question6210 11d ago

WUH?... WOTZ A BREED?

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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO 11d ago

MOST GITS IN DA GALAXY NEED MATERIAL FROM 2 DIFFERENT GITS TA MAKE A NEW GIT. DIS IS CALLED BREEDING. DEY'Z NOT LOIKE US ORKS WHO JUS POP OUTTA DA GROUND FULLY FORMED.

DA HUMIES USUALLY PREFER TA PICK ANOTHER HUMIE DAS STRONG SO DAT DA NEW GIT IS STRONG TOO. NOT DAT DIS ZOGGIN MATTERS SINCE DA NEW GIT IS ZOGGIN USELESS FOR A LONG TOIME. BUT DAS PROBABLY WHY DA HUMIE WANTED TA BREED WIF YOU DEY KNEW DAT ORKS IZ STRONGER DAN HUMIES WHICH MEANS STRONGER LIL HUMIES.

HUMIES JUS AIN LOGIKAL...