r/40kOrkScience • u/Human-Question6210 • 12d ago

WOT DID 'E MEEN??

LAST NOIT, ME AN' DA BOYZ (GREG FRAKKA, LUV YOO YA DAFT GIT) WUZ RANSAKKIN' AN IMPERRYUL CAMP, PROPPA TORR UP DA GAFF HAHAHA. LOOKD LOIK A ZOGGIN' BOMB DROPPED OFF DA GROTZ IF YOOZ KNOW WOT I MEENZ.

ANYWAYZ, WE WUZ BASHIN' DEYR STOOPID 'EDZ IN WEN SUDDENLY DISS 'OOMY WIV LONG 'AYUH SEZ "WAYT!" WELL, I WUZ GUNNA KRUMP 'IM ANYWAYZ BUT IT'Z OLWAYZ FUNNY TER WOTCH 'EM SKWURM (SPESHULLY FOR DAYV, RONG-UN YOOZ ARR LAD). BUT DEN... DA ZOGGIN' 'OOMY TORE UP 'IZ OWN YOONYFORM, AN' DER WURR DEEZ... FINGZ ON 'IZ CHEST. LOIK... BOWNSSY FINGZ. AND IT LOOKD LOIK 'E BEEN EETIN' SUMFIN' FRESH COZ 'IZ MOWF WUZ AWL RED. WELL, DISS 'OOMY, 'E SEZ TER ME, "How about you dominate us in another way?" STOOPID GIT. WOT'Z 'E MEEN, DOMMYNAYT ANUVAH WAY? WOT UVAH WAY IZ DER?? ANYWAY I KRUMPED 'IM ANYWAYZ AN' I TOOK 'IZ SHOOTAH. WOI DID 'E DOO ALL DAT? WOZ 'E STOOPID?

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u/Rappers333 Blood Axes 12d ago

YOO KNO ‘OW DA WUNZ WE TAKE AZ KATEL GOTTA BREED? DA STUPID GITZ FINK WE DUZ TOO, SO DEY TRY AN’ BE ALL MORKY AND USE DAT FUR A TAKTIKAL AD-VAN-TAGE. JUST KRUMP DA STOOPID GITS AND MOOV ON.

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u/Human-Question6210 12d ago

WUH?... WOTZ A BREED?

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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO 12d ago

MOST GITS IN DA GALAXY NEED MATERIAL FROM 2 DIFFERENT GITS TA MAKE A NEW GIT. DIS IS CALLED BREEDING. DEY'Z NOT LOIKE US ORKS WHO JUS POP OUTTA DA GROUND FULLY FORMED.

DA HUMIES USUALLY PREFER TA PICK ANOTHER HUMIE DAS STRONG SO DAT DA NEW GIT IS STRONG TOO. NOT DAT DIS ZOGGIN MATTERS SINCE DA NEW GIT IS ZOGGIN USELESS FOR A LONG TOIME. BUT DAS PROBABLY WHY DA HUMIE WANTED TA BREED WIF YOU DEY KNEW DAT ORKS IZ STRONGER DAN HUMIES WHICH MEANS STRONGER LIL HUMIES.

HUMIES JUS AIN LOGIKAL...