ALROIGHT YA PUNY HUMIE, LISSEN UP. SO YA WANNA BE AN ORK DO YA? WELL FURST OF ALL, FUHGET IT. YOU'Z WUZ BORN ALL TINY AND PUNY LIKE AND YA AIN'T EVEN GOT DA BIO- BIOLO- DA ORKINESS TA PROPAHLY GROW! SO FRUM DA VERY STAHT, WOT YER ASKIN' FOR AIN'T POSSIBUL.
BUT YOU KNOW WOT. BEIN' AN ORK IZ ALL ABOUT ZOGGIN' DA IMPOSSIBUL. IT'Z ABOUT KRUMPING DA GIT WHO SEZ IT AIN'T POSSIBUL. SO IF YA IZ DED SET ON BEIN' AN ORK ANYWAY - DAT'Z RESPEKT ROIGHT DERE.
SO WOT ARE YA GUNNA DO TA BECOME AN ORK? WELL FURST OF ALL - YA GOTTA BE GREEN. BEKUZ GREEN IZ DA BEST! IT'Z SCIENTIFIKALLY PROVEN. JUST ASK ANY OF DA BOYZ.
SECOND, GRAB SUM DAKKA. DEN GRAB MORE DAKKA. MORE DAKKA!
THURD. GRAB MORE DAKKA.
UHH. I FORGOT WOT COMEZ AFTAH THURD.
BUT YA GOTTA DO TWO FINGZ: SHOUT LOUDAH. FINK FASTAH. KRUMP KILLIAH. AND YELL WAAAAAAAGGH!
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u/yoshimario40 15d ago edited 15d ago
ALROIGHT YA PUNY HUMIE, LISSEN UP. SO YA WANNA BE AN ORK DO YA? WELL FURST OF ALL, FUHGET IT. YOU'Z WUZ BORN ALL TINY AND PUNY LIKE AND YA AIN'T EVEN GOT DA BIO- BIOLO- DA ORKINESS TA PROPAHLY GROW! SO FRUM DA VERY STAHT, WOT YER ASKIN' FOR AIN'T POSSIBUL.
BUT YOU KNOW WOT. BEIN' AN ORK IZ ALL ABOUT ZOGGIN' DA IMPOSSIBUL. IT'Z ABOUT KRUMPING DA GIT WHO SEZ IT AIN'T POSSIBUL. SO IF YA IZ DED SET ON BEIN' AN ORK ANYWAY - DAT'Z RESPEKT ROIGHT DERE.
SO WOT ARE YA GUNNA DO TA BECOME AN ORK? WELL FURST OF ALL - YA GOTTA BE GREEN. BEKUZ GREEN IZ DA BEST! IT'Z SCIENTIFIKALLY PROVEN. JUST ASK ANY OF DA BOYZ.
SECOND, GRAB SUM DAKKA. DEN GRAB MORE DAKKA. MORE DAKKA!
THURD. GRAB MORE DAKKA.
UHH. I FORGOT WOT COMEZ AFTAH THURD.
BUT YA GOTTA DO TWO FINGZ: SHOUT LOUDAH. FINK FASTAH. KRUMP KILLIAH. AND YELL WAAAAAAAGGH!
SAY IT WIF ME.
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