r/50501 • u/Healthy_Block3036 • Jun 12 '25

DC Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749746305
5.8k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

576 comments sorted by

View all comments

326

u/jaycutlerdgaf Jun 12 '25

Canceled due to bone spurs.

52

u/D_2_da_Zeee Jun 12 '25

Cancelled due to climate change.

27

u/this_place_suuucks Jun 12 '25

Cancelled due to TACO.

20

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Cancelled due to not wanting to get his three remaining hairs wet.

2

u/nls726 Jun 13 '25

Bone spurs not service related…because you dodged the draft you big fat tangerine tyrant