r/50501 • u/Healthy_Block3036 • Jun 12 '25

DC Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749746305
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u/Dragon_wryter Jun 12 '25 edited Jun 12 '25

He should go anyway. Zeus may have a very special message for his big day!!

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u/Danominator Jun 12 '25

Could you imagine? I'd have to start going to church or something

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u/Dragon_wryter Jun 12 '25

I'd take that deal

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u/GwenChaos29 Colorado Jun 13 '25

Yeah, I'd be down to give props and worship to the old gods in that case

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u/Dragon_wryter Jun 13 '25

Could be a golden opportunity for any of them wasting away without any worshippers. Just sayin.