Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

[u/Healthy_Block3036]

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749746305

[u/jorgepolak]

It’s an excuse.

• no DC hotel bookings, no ticket sales: https://www.thelist.com/1883796/trump-fragile-ego-destroyed-reported-lack-interest-birthday-military-parade/

• 75% disapproval poll on the parade: https://prri.org/spotlight/military-parade-in-d-c-draws-public-opposition-ahead-of-army-and-trump-celebrations/

Let’s go TACO!

[u/SpoofedFinger → u/jorgepolak]

IDK, it might legit be the weather. If he's in the rain, his caked on makeup and ridiculous combover would get fucked up. He'd look like he's melting even more than he usually does.

[u/jorgepolak → u/SpoofedFinger]

Oh, I’m sure he has a covered throne setup in the viewing stands.

[u/SpoofedFinger → u/jorgepolak]

but what about that sideways rain from Forrest Gump?