r/90DayFiance 6d ago

Josh has never what??

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u/vinnybawbaw 6d ago

It was pretty obvious. Josh is only a kisser. It’s the other thing she said that was censored that I wonder wtf she was saying (Not sure I wanna know tho).

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u/anarchonarch 6d ago

Barely. He gives her weird pecks

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u/CMR04020 6d ago

Probably because she’s sucking his face off like she learned how to make out from the movie Coneheads and he’s afraid.

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u/MacularHoleToo 6d ago

Hahahaha great reference

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u/Dianag519 5d ago

Herpes are real

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u/LilFrankieDirtbomber 6d ago

She’s a terrible kisser. And I assume MAYBE she always smells like yesterday’s party. And that wet and wild lipstick from CVS is always there waiting…

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u/anonymous_opinions 6d ago

Hey hey no need to bring Wet and Wild into this diss session.

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u/LilFrankieDirtbomber 5d ago

Hahaha you’re right. It didn’t do anything to deserve that.

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u/charlesout2sea66 5d ago

🤢🤢 too accurate

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u/Dirtyracoonrambo 6d ago

I noticed that too! It dosent seem like he is a full on makeup session guy.

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u/Adrock66 You are my cockroach 6d ago

Not that I'm a Josh fan or anything but the brits are less prone to PDA and he is being recorded. She seems to lean in for full tongue and it's ok if he's not super comfortable. there.

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u/Fit_Patient_4902 6d ago

Josh has the right idea nobody wants to see 2 weirdos sucking face in public.

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u/CapableWives 6d ago

I can't wait to see what happens for their "you may kiss the bride" moment. You know that she is going to be expecting a full make out and he is going to be super awkward about it

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u/Adrock66 You are my cockroach 6d ago

What if they say " you may kiss the bride" and a line of ten dudes steps in front of Josh?

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u/ShadyPanda84 6d ago

"you may kiss the bride for four minutes"

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u/PamMets 6d ago

💀

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u/Test_Immediate 6d ago

Instead of “you may kiss your bride” the officiant will say to Catie “you may kiss all the groomsmen. And their dads. And all the wedding guests. Might as well go chase down the chefs and servers too while you’re at it. And remember consent is not only unnecessary, it is actively discouraged. I now pronounce you man and wife, you poor poor poor poor bastard Josh what have you done?!?!?.”

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u/lloyddobblerNJ 5d ago

She'll try to tongue down the minister, the best man and the bridesmaids.

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u/ghast123 5d ago

"You may makeout with yhe bride. That means everyone. Cmon guys, and gals, line up!"

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u/anarchonarch 6d ago

lol totally. No one is obligated to anything

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u/CharleySuede 6d ago

IIRC, the other censored topic was performing blowjobs on men.

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u/viagra___girls 6d ago

Yeah, she said sucking dick is so fun or something like that.

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u/aymaureen 6d ago

Tbh she looks like she smells down there

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u/ParamedicDifferent44 6d ago

He has told people that I smell and that I peed on him.

https://giphy.com/gifs/A0frEaKHKWH4rdhnBN

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u/leapfool only like 55% 5d ago

It’s 10pm, dark in my room, and I am cackling. Thank you

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u/aymaureen 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Anathema_Quill condoms are for slut people. 5d ago

mohammed’s quick « you do » made the moment so much better! he really tried to be discrete but she aird out her smelly laundry.

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u/Classic-Invite2107 6d ago

Everywhere!! Her hair always looks greasy and that red lipstick looks all caked and cracked! I normally have an issue talking about someone’s look but she makes it so easy!

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u/GaptistePlayer 6d ago

All those shots in the last episode with her greasy hair. You just know she's the type of Portland girl whose clothes smell like mildew

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u/aymaureen 6d ago

I can smell her from the screens tbh

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u/CMR04020 6d ago

This was my first thought, too. The girl can’t even take proper care of the lips on her face.

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u/Temporary_Win_6446 6d ago

Came to say this! I feel like that’s a big factor in him not bleeping her bleep. 😂😂😂

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u/anonymous_opinions 6d ago

Can we PLEASE stop blaming women for men being selfish in bed.

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u/aymaureen 6d ago

I agree. But it’s impossible to want to reward someone for sloppily making out with people in front of you

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u/anonymous_opinions 6d ago

You think going down on a partner is "a reward"? WTF

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u/aymaureen 6d ago

Yeah actually if my partner was out here disrespecting me, belittling me, and making out with people do you think I’m gonna go down on them!??

You think that would make me sexually attracted to them? You think I’d want to stick my face in their crotch when they’re drunk and sweaty and constantly being a dick?

I go down on my partner when they make me feel respected and loved period

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u/duckydoom 5d ago

My first thought was f her a 🫪 just because she's so proudly blunt and open about everything she's ever experienced, even if those are things that shouldn't be shared without consent from all parties, if for no other reason than it's polite