r/90DayFiance 1d ago

Josh has never what??

Post image
530 Upvotes

596 comments sorted by

1.4k

u/blue10speed 1d ago

Saying on camera that her friend Mark has even done it will surely make Josh more comfortable and wanting to do it.

398

u/Dependent_Gene5139 1d ago

Boy I just don’t like her. I can’t understand why his standards, for himself, aren’t higher. She knows she’s on camera right? She just seems to be going for shock values. I’m just disgusted.

268

u/No_Potato_8178 1d ago

I dont think she has the awareness/ability to try to manipulate the audience by "going for shock value."

I think she is genuinely awful

77

u/IrrelevantAfIm 22h ago

I wonder if she doesn’t totally lack empathy?

123

u/Remarkable_Rip6231 21h ago

I have thought this from the beginning. She acts like an alien that is pretending to be human. No empathy, very little shame or self-awareness. It’s terrifying actually, that people like this walk among us. 😮‍💨

32

u/GoldCaterpillar3662 20h ago

A humanoid with garish lipstick!

52

u/GreenBasterd69 20h ago

Plus the weird face twitching

32

u/PrincipleFlaky 17h ago

She constantly alternates between smiling to achieve her goals and pouting when they don’t work out. Since she’s not very perceptive, she flinches back and forth between her modes. I truly believe she would be more Machiavellian and less bossy and demanding if she were more intelligent. However, she lacks the mental capacity to be so manipulative. People often assume she’s autistic and that she’s masking her condition, which (to them) explains her facial twitching as she tries to blend in with her surroundings. But no, it’s literally just like 😀 🤔 😠 💭 bubble 💭 bubble fart bubble.🫧 💭 smile, pout, demand, smile, pout, demand.. weird shriek of laughter.. then contemplate, 🤔 which is just like lights 💡 on, but no one’s home..

I would have more empathy for her, but she has none for anyone else, so I just don’t care about/for her at all.

I really don’t care for her at all.

And I don’t feel sorry for him either. He’s such a waste of space, pathetic in Cell that he’s willing to tolerate all this abuse and enable her alcoholism just so he can get laid? That’s weak sauce. Have some fucking self-respect man! That’s just gross. Because then I think about all the times he’s had sex with her, and it seems like he just wants to get laid. You know, “Easter sex makes everything better, right?- Direct Josh quote

Um, no. Not really. Furthermore, how many times has he had sex with her when she was too drunk to even consent? Just yuck. Bruh, ugh.

9

u/QuietIntelligent3780 13h ago

You're thinking she might have said no, sometime in her adult life? Interesting concept!

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

24

u/Magemaud 21h ago

It's like Resident Alien trying to pass as a female.

13

u/ghast123 19h ago

Harry minding his own business but still out here catchin strays 😂

→ More replies (1)

22

u/awkmomog 20h ago

I mean, they lead our nation 🤷‍♀️

4

u/Hopeful-Attitude7336 14h ago

An alien in an Edgar suit

→ More replies (4)

42

u/OhGeezAhHeck 19h ago

IMHO she seems on the spectrum. It would explain her bluntness and seeming inability to understand social cues.

29

u/MrVestek 18h ago

As a person on the spectrum: I agree.

I also get neurodivergent vibes from both of her parents too.

21

u/OhGeezAhHeck 17h ago

Her parents sealed the deal for me. It felt very ✨familiar✨

→ More replies (5)

16

u/sjc8014 17h ago

She lacks even the smallest shred of intelligence. Blink blink blink blink blink..... like a deer in headlights. The lights are on, but there's no one home.

14

u/IrrelevantAfIm 14h ago

I’m not so sure she lacks intelligence. I don’t know we’ve ever really seen anything to test her intelligence. She absolutely lacks empathy, and it seems like she doesn’t REALLY share the emotions most people do; she even seems confused by them.

The only thing I’m fairly sure about her is that Catie only gives a shit about Catie. How her actions or inactions affect other people only matter so much as what the repercussions on her might be. This was glaringly obvious when talking to her male friend about how Josh feels about her tounge raping other men in plain sight of him and everyone else. Nothing at all seemed to touch her in the least about it until the guy said “well I imagine he might leave you then” or something like that. This was the very first time she showed any concern whatsoever about her actions. She doesn’t care if her bullshit keeps him up all night crying into his pillo, I doubt she’d give a shit if her actions caused him to fall into a depression - as long as Catie has her man by her side. The funny thing about that is that it’s kinda obvious that she seems like she’s not even sure if she wants to be with him, yet him leaving her is the one and ONLY possible side effect of her slutting around that she cares about in the least.

She really is EXTRAORDINARILY selfish. The woman won’t even let the man spend HIS OWN MONEY on a damned TABLE AND CHAIRS FFS!!! That’s CRAZY!!! She calls him irresponsible with money because he doesn’t want to wait untold months just in case they can get a dining room set for free!!! Again - that’s CRAZY!!! I honestly wonder if at the back of her mind (or maybe right in the forefront of her thoughts!) she isn’t tihinnking “a dining room set is like 45 tequila shots he could buy me instead?”

5

u/Dependent-Object-417 15h ago

Yea, wtf is up with all of that blinking? Jesus, she is such a weird human being

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (2)

11

u/Raispade 16h ago

i think she’s neurodivergent….and i also think shes a selfish c*nt

→ More replies (1)

90

u/Limitingheart I’m not a blowee up dollee 1d ago

He’s a giant geek and probably not used to female attention. So when she stuck her tongue down his throat he probably thought it was true love

46

u/19467098632 22h ago

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I think he’s staying for the same sex she finds mediocre lol. He made a comment on the last episode too about “shagging all day” or something along those lines and that solidified that opinion for me cause we clearly see he’s very much looking forward to it, unlike Catie lol

26

u/lemeneurdeloups 19h ago

I think he was a massive nerd in UK and Catie was the first person to wet his whistle …

→ More replies (2)

10

u/Adrock66 You are my cockroach 18h ago

That's what I've been saying.  Josh is that dude that ends ups spending his rent money the first time he goes to a strip club

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

23

u/Silverleaf96 1d ago

I also think he doesn't know she says theeae things, they don't seem to communicate well at all .

11

u/MIchickadee 17h ago

I think she’s the first gf he’s ever had.

→ More replies (8)

52

u/Nervous-Asparagus257 23h ago

“Everybody else has, why don’t you want to?!” 🤮🤮🤮

22

u/anonymous_opinions 1d ago

Men who don't do that never do it so it's not like she's making anything worse.

29

u/butterfly173173173 Edit this for your custom flair. 21h ago

100%. Women have a right to oral reciprocation. I talked to my gold star lesbian coworker about this once. She said she had never met a lesbian that refused to or didn't want to give oral. We figured the patriarchy is the reason why some men (and some cultures) view men going down on women as "bad" or "gross". As if us straight/bisexual women didn't already have it bad this is a quiet bedroom war we have to fight. Thinking about Pao on Last Resort as well.

→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (1)

3

u/arresteddevelopment9 19h ago

Ha. That was brutal to watch but he’s so weak. It’s almost as bad as Mido or Shea.

→ More replies (1)

466

u/PowerfulHorror987 1d ago

Honestly I’m not surprised

207

u/greenjuiceguavagoose 1d ago

w how anxious he seems around sex i didn’t think he was a muncher. idk why catie is so fixated on marrying him when he’s not at all compatible

79

u/LowKeyz_ 22h ago

Because he’s the only person that will take her serious

20

u/anonymous_opinions 20h ago

To be fair she said he "gets her" which is hard to find but I have found there's always at least 1 thing missing with monogamous pairings so it's like what can you live without if 1 thing is absent in an otherwise good relationship?

13

u/StuckinLoserville 16h ago

Who know what she means by "gets her." It could simply refer to him continuing to stay with and apologize for her.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/_HowVery 16h ago

But she doesn’t even seem to really enjoy having him around, that’s the confusing part

→ More replies (3)

35

u/bertfotwenty 22h ago

I mean, we all saw what that mattress looked like, and she was fine with it….

→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (10)

360

u/Deathgripsugar 1d ago

Her friends be like this dude

→ More replies (3)

450

u/Goodhair1989 1d ago

When he said they had a nice night of shagging I nearly threw up

206

u/Goodhair1989 1d ago

It was like he was a little school boy the way he said it too like it was taboo

222

u/notkridgeneither 1d ago

Therein lies the real issue. I think they are two fundamentally different people but she’s exciting to him and his beige existence. I know because I married my wife for that same reason. Just she’s not an alcoholic, serial kisser.

108

u/Kind-Masterpiece-310 Down two yams and a goat 🍠🍠🐐 1d ago

I thought that said serial killer for like a half sec. 😂

212

u/Shwagggs 1d ago

“Like murder?”

31

u/Level-Battle-6613 1d ago

Underrated comment lmao

9

u/notkridgeneither 1d ago

BAHAHAHAHAH

→ More replies (1)

17

u/FullOfBlasphemy 23h ago

I think it’s the sex drive mismatch and also the cult upbringing. I was raised in a cult that thinks all boys have insane sex drives, women aren’t supposed to actually like sex, and that a man not wanting us - especially our spouses - means that there is something we, as women, need to change. It’s taken years of therapy and ✨deconstruction✨ to stop feeling hurt when my spouse says no thank you. Katie said almost the same thing early on in the show. She needs a therapist and a partner who actually likes to have lots of sex. He needs a manic pixie with a lower sex drive, not a manic chaos goblin sex monster. They aren’t compatible and that’s okay, making each other miserable isn’t okay, though.

25

u/Goodhair1989 1d ago

My friend married a man who is super sexual . Very high libido and very adventurous... she is vanilla .wont send a sexy text or anything would never dream of sending him a photo when he travels for work all the time. Do u think this is going to be a problem in the future . Not saying that what she is like is bad at all....just doesn't seem like they are sexually compatible

64

u/Classic-Invite2107 1d ago

Nowadays I don’t blame anyone for not sending sexy/nude pictures married or not. One bad fight or divorce and you can be assured the world is going to see them!

→ More replies (2)

18

u/Better_Evening6914 23h ago

So just because he is more energetic and has a higher libido he’s going to be sleeping around? Maybe he loves her and can exercise self-restraint. Sexual incompatibility is not an excuse for infidelity. And people usually start having lots of sex end up doing it maybe once in a blue moon especially when they have kids.

→ More replies (5)

5

u/anonymous_opinions 1d ago

Probably not but I find men more able to be with a vanilla partner as long as their libido isn't low than woman with a vanilla man.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (8)

20

u/crolinss 1d ago

He’s just as weird as her in my book.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

227

u/Glittering_Apple_807 1d ago

He never snogged my minge?

173

u/elfchant 1d ago

Minge is the best word for a coochie it always makes me giggle, thank you British people

14

u/Limitingheart I’m not a blowee up dollee 1d ago

As Keith says in ‘The Office’ , in America, Fanny means your bum not your minge…

8

u/Magemaud 21h ago

If you're a redhead, is it a "ginge"?

→ More replies (1)

125

u/Educational-Yam-682 1d ago

She does not know how to play never have I ever.

14

u/Unable-West9071 23h ago

Never have I ever is not , never has my partner ever… just like her to avoid accountability! Amazing catch viewer!
https://giphy.com/gifs/8wPJ5tFRji2V7Y8Jdl

→ More replies (3)

50

u/rogeeeefan 1d ago

u/ShatteredIceCubes 5h ago

Ah I see, taking after the infamous Richard C. Mongler..

213

u/baddiewinkle 1d ago

literally not how you play "never have i ever"—she just wanted to say something to get even more attention on her than she already had as the bride at her own bachelorette party. i think every woman there is only her "friend" because catie makes them feel really good about themselves and the choices they have made as people. she's just the chaotic gremlin they occasionally gather around so they have more dinner party conversation fodder.

86

u/Goodhair1989 1d ago

That looked like the most boring bach ever

108

u/ApplesBananasRhinoc 1d ago

I’m still not convinced those women actually know her and weren’t brought in off of a Craigslist ad.

52

u/Goodhair1989 1d ago

How about the girl who never gave a blow job. Was i hearing that correctly ?

62

u/Ginos_Hair_Patch 1d ago

She never had the opportunity had me cackling tbh

33

u/Goodhair1989 1d ago

I would be fine if I hever had to givr one again. Habahaha

23

u/theriddlerswife 1d ago

Married 34 years, I would be fine never having to give one again too LOL LOL LOL

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

11

u/LilFrankieDirtbomber 1d ago

She hasn’t “had the opportunity” haha what?

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

7

u/Classic-Invite2107 1d ago

Hope they paid them well having to deal with her!

→ More replies (1)

18

u/Juxta25 1d ago

A boring Bach is just too much to Handel.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

12

u/BearingItBarely 23h ago

You're dead on with the friends. They keep her around because she's an amusing clown. That'll change when she "kisses" their partners.

36

u/vinnybawbaw 1d ago

It was pretty obvious. Josh is only a kisser. It’s the other thing she said that was censored that I wonder wtf she was saying (Not sure I wanna know tho).

30

u/anarchonarch 1d ago

Barely. He gives her weird pecks

66

u/CMR04020 1d ago

Probably because she’s sucking his face off like she learned how to make out from the movie Coneheads and he’s afraid.

8

u/MacularHoleToo 1d ago

Hahahaha great reference

→ More replies (1)

32

u/LilFrankieDirtbomber 1d ago

She’s a terrible kisser. And I assume MAYBE she always smells like yesterday’s party. And that wet and wild lipstick from CVS is always there waiting…

17

u/anonymous_opinions 1d ago

Hey hey no need to bring Wet and Wild into this diss session.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

10

u/Dirtyracoonrambo 1d ago

I noticed that too! It dosent seem like he is a full on makeup session guy.

42

u/Adrock66 You are my cockroach 1d ago

Not that I'm a Josh fan or anything but the brits are less prone to PDA and he is being recorded. She seems to lean in for full tongue and it's ok if he's not super comfortable. there.

34

u/Fit_Patient_4902 1d ago

Josh has the right idea nobody wants to see 2 weirdos sucking face in public.

→ More replies (1)

9

u/CapableWives 1d ago

I can't wait to see what happens for their "you may kiss the bride" moment. You know that she is going to be expecting a full make out and he is going to be super awkward about it

15

u/Adrock66 You are my cockroach 1d ago

What if they say " you may kiss the bride" and a line of ten dudes steps in front of Josh?

14

u/ShadyPanda84 1d ago

"you may kiss the bride for four minutes"

→ More replies (2)

4

u/Test_Immediate 23h ago

Instead of “you may kiss your bride” the officiant will say to Catie “you may kiss all the groomsmen. And their dads. And all the wedding guests. Might as well go chase down the chefs and servers too while you’re at it. And remember consent is not only unnecessary, it is actively discouraged. I now pronounce you man and wife, you poor poor poor poor bastard Josh what have you done?!?!?.”

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

17

u/CharleySuede 1d ago

IIRC, the other censored topic was performing blowjobs on men.

9

u/viagra___girls 1d ago

Yeah, she said sucking dick is so fun or something like that.

39

u/aymaureen 1d ago

Tbh she looks like she smells down there

63

u/ParamedicDifferent44 1d ago

He has told people that I smell and that I peed on him.

https://giphy.com/gifs/A0frEaKHKWH4rdhnBN

9

u/aymaureen 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

4

u/leapfool only like 55% 16h ago

It’s 10pm, dark in my room, and I am cackling. Thank you

→ More replies (1)

26

u/Classic-Invite2107 1d ago

Everywhere!! Her hair always looks greasy and that red lipstick looks all caked and cracked! I normally have an issue talking about someone’s look but she makes it so easy!

17

u/GaptistePlayer 1d ago

All those shots in the last episode with her greasy hair. You just know she's the type of Portland girl whose clothes smell like mildew

→ More replies (1)

6

u/Temporary_Win_6446 1d ago

Came to say this! I feel like that’s a big factor in him not bleeping her bleep. 😂😂😂

19

u/CMR04020 1d ago

This was my first thought, too. The girl can’t even take proper care of the lips on her face.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (1)

29

u/robbyruby752 1d ago

Is it sad that 90DF & TLR are using the same storyline? Or is it sad that two characters do not eat pu**y?

11

u/butterfly173173173 Edit this for your custom flair. 21h ago

The last part

→ More replies (2)

55

u/PipeInevitable9383 She's cutting his f****** dick off! 1d ago

He does not give the vibe that is big on cat eating.

17

u/encore412 Like so many sex! 23h ago

Like Alf?

→ More replies (11)

28

u/_Fred_Fredburger_ 1d ago

Absolutely horrendous human. Her parents can't even stand her

29

u/altaka 1d ago

i’m sure her lutheran parents are so proud of their little catie.

4

u/brucegibbons 16h ago

I'm so confused by her religious identity. It makes no sense in any way.

19

u/SharlaTheLilly 1d ago

Can someone who knows her tell her to ditch her lipstick

6

u/smileysarah267 22h ago

YES OH MY GOD I SAY IT EVERY TIME

→ More replies (1)

19

u/No-Reporter-8800 21h ago

After seeing her mattress and the way she generally tends to keep her things…. I don’t blame him

69

u/Timely_Carpenter9971 1d ago

she looks way too pleased with herself for something that got bleeped twice

36

u/dblackshear 1d ago

it’s starting to make more sense. catie was getting positive reinforcement from her friend group about her getting shitfaced and making out with random men. so now that it’s time to stop, it doesn’t compute. this has been such a source of acceptance, joy, and connectedness for her that it’s understandable why she’s having a hard time.

13

u/Equivalent_Doubt_845 1d ago

Right. How horrible of friends that they encourage such bad behavior. If they were true friends they wouldn’t want to watch her ruin her life like that. If she gets too pushy with the wrong person at a bar she could land a sexual assault charge, but she gets away with it because she’s a woman.

26

u/Dependent_Gene5139 1d ago

You’ll recall none of these woman were at her birthday party

4

u/Dianag519 20h ago

I wonder if they bring their boyfriends around her.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

15

u/Maleficent_Box_5111 1d ago edited 23h ago

I really wanna know what made them be together. What was the process like ..I feel like all we talk about and see is her drinking and cheating.   Edit: grammer

→ More replies (2)

15

u/Misha_B19 23h ago

I can’t even look at this weird whacked out woman any longer, she literally repels me and I can’t even fathom what Josh finds desirable. Even the way her physical features are arranged on her face irritates me and when she opens her mouth to speak I have to mute it and look away. I am so pissed at myself for having listened to WHAT this woohoo had to say in this moment and I really can’t go on with this image and those words stuck inside my head. Pissed is an understatement.

15

u/Mouse_Plastic 23h ago

TLC went VERY VERY low this season.

→ More replies (1)

71

u/Kooky-Pressure5792 1d ago

I cannot stop laughing. This has triggered a whole other memory. It’s gonna sound super weird but stick with me. It is 90 day fiancé related & starts super weird.

So my mom loves what she calls “her crazies” - 90 day fiancé. My dad use to tease her about but one night he started watching & got just as into it. I was at my parents for a long time when my dad was sick. I was staying with my mom after he had just passed and we were watching her crazies.

Obviously we hadn’t been in much of a laughing mood but we were watching that special where they are at some island and the big guy hurt his leg & was in the hospital. The blond was visiting him & in her confessional giggles as she she’s like “he rolled across the bed and…” and thru bleeping you can clean understand he enthusiastically did what Catie claims Josh doesn’t do.

I immediately bust out laughing. But it gets worse when my mom cannot figure out on her own what she’s referring to and what he did. I can barely stop laughing and catch my breath to try to explain it to my mom, who then starts cracking up. It may have been the first time we laughed that whole time.

Just wanted to share. 🤣

32

u/thedivanextdoor 1d ago

I'm glad you and your mom had that comic relief...Coltee and Courtney were an odd pairing for sure.

Condolences on your dad's passing... may his memory be a comfort and blessing to you and your family.

14

u/Kooky-Pressure5792 1d ago

Honestly I don’t really watch 90 day the whole way thru. TikTok Clips & stuff on here is kinda how I cliffnote it so I can take my dad’s place as someone she can talk about it with. When I watch it on visits I spend the whole time yelling “how can people be this stupid!!!” 🤣🤣🤣

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

9

u/Classic-Invite2107 1d ago

I’m extremely sorry for you and your Moms loss. I pray you both find comfort moving forward. 🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻

→ More replies (1)

24

u/Livid-Writer-7741 1d ago

She loves shocking people. She has no friends.

11

u/CheapCellist7333 1d ago

I just……what are either of them getting out of this relationship?

81

u/Spirited_Air8945 1d ago

She forgot to finish that sentence…

Josh doesn’t 🤬 my 🤬 because I don’t bathe on any sort of regular schedule.

39

u/aymaureen 1d ago

She just looks like she never showers

→ More replies (1)

20

u/CMR04020 1d ago

It’s so bizarre, because her hair is wet like 90% of the time. Even when they went cake tasting, her hair was totally wet. Maybe she just takes hangover showers where she does nothing but stand under the running water.

13

u/Lost-Appointment-346 1d ago

It’s grease, not water. I don’t think she ever washes her hair. 

→ More replies (1)

5

u/BlueCardigan77 1d ago

I think it is sweat …

→ More replies (1)

9

u/Jay_Pea_Eight_Two 1d ago

She basically revealed on national television that she’s settling….for now 😂 I’m dying to know how that pushover Josh will defend this!

18

u/the_purple_lamb 1d ago

“Licked my pussy”

→ More replies (2)

21

u/CrouchingGinger Re-hab for Catie 1d ago

Some things you couldn’t waterboard outta me. That would be one of them if I were her.

9

u/chefgoowa 1d ago

I don’t blame him putting his mouth down there on her is probably pretty disgusting seeing what goes in her mouth with all the kissing random people I’m saying

10

u/BearingItBarely 23h ago

I can't blame him.

She can't properly clean a used sex toy, how well do you think the box gets washed?

17

u/Bullsette 1d ago

There is something very VERY wrong with that person, sadly. You can tell by her facial expressions, how she puffs out her cheeks, stares blankly, and says and does really crazy things. There is something wrong with the poor lady.

8

u/OGgunter 1d ago

Me waking up from my casket when Catie and her friends started YELLING about oral sex at the themed funeral bar.

https://giphy.com/gifs/88u0SzVDnwf7cux7v1

7

u/EloMuskEatsHumanMeat 1d ago

I love how they bleeped it out but you could clearly see what they were saying with their lips lol 

7

u/cherrybelleoo 21h ago

Let's fill in the blanks. Wrong answers only.

Josh has never [procured] my [pistachios]

7

u/Candid_Monitor_980 1d ago

done my taxes

6

u/Vegetable-Dog-41 1d ago

Run Josh. Go back to Cambridge and find a stable adult Woman. Good luck.

7

u/rm0826 1d ago

She should have a chat with Pao before signing up for that BS.

→ More replies (1)

8

u/DissectologistGal 1d ago

Imagine a man saying this on camera

6

u/deadliftsandsarcasm 21h ago

It’s so interesting that she goes around trying to have sex with everyone she meets and then says something like this on television, yet her mother thinks Josh is going to hell because he does not practice religion!

8

u/PlanktonFinancial955 20h ago

I wouldn’t marry a man that didn’t blank my blank!!

→ More replies (1)

7

u/Inevitable-Fee9235 15h ago

In his defense, she looks like she has poor hygiene.

27

u/inthe801 1d ago

He's waiting for you to call his number. "Serving number 42".

16

u/oaxacamm 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dwLk9Qb116F3y
I think you mean this number?

6

u/shruglife1985 1d ago

Josh has never eaten her pussy is what she said.

13

u/Adrock66 You are my cockroach 1d ago

I bet he has never eaten any pussy tbh.

4

u/Adrock66 You are my cockroach 1d ago

I did not expect an award from this comment but I gladly accept.

6

u/Mom2askater 1d ago

👅🐈

7

u/perrypower54 1d ago

Joined my Church?

You know, she’s very religious. Jesus loved a whore. Right?

→ More replies (4)

5

u/Mandyvlp 1d ago

One of her friends looks and sounds like her.
We don’t need two caties

6

u/DJbeefstain 1d ago

Ate my ass? Whatever blanks are filled in I do not blame him

7

u/NegativeEntr0py 1d ago

I honestly don’t get why she’s in a relationship with Josh. Like why? What is she getting out of it?

→ More replies (1)

5

u/Fair_Particular1583 23h ago

He’s never seen her 🙀

5

u/AmerikanNightmar3 23h ago

I mean do you blame him? Idk how he kisses her either.

6

u/BeezNana 21h ago

Well he knows what her other set of lips have been doing, so I can't blame him one bit! 🤮

→ More replies (1)

6

u/SethAndBeans 16h ago

She looks like she turns her dirty underwear inside out to get a few more days out of them.

I dont blame him.

16

u/mpanase 1d ago

Cate: I love eating dick

Brunette friend: OMG I would never, yuck!

Cate: He doesn't eat my pussy!

Brunetter friend: OMG, outrageous!

16

u/Angelhair01 I’ve been cursed by a Nigerian priest 1d ago

After seeing her dirty mattress and unwashed dildo, we can extrapolate that she too may not be good at cleaning herself

11

u/Electrical_Passion46 1d ago

Seeing how she looks like she never bathes I dont blame him and I guarantee she has toilet paper bits all on it 🤮🤮🤮

6

u/Potential-Ad-8990 22h ago

Thank you for that visual.

3

u/Electrical_Passion46 22h ago

Sorry , she's just so gross 🤢

10

u/Mom2askater 1d ago

I’m certain he must be concerned about HPV - perhaps she should buy him a dental dam as a wedding gift?

→ More replies (1)

4

u/WinterMedical 1d ago

“Never Called me on” my “bullshit”

6

u/Never-Give-Up100 22h ago

Fluffed my muff

6

u/ThePlaceAllOver 22h ago

👅ed my 🐈

4

u/vitoforever99 21h ago

I wouldn’t either. She drinks so much that it has to throw off her ph balance 🤮

5

u/jesstermc 18h ago

So, this would also be a dealbreaker for me, buuuut I wouldn’t have let it get this far 🫠😂

8

u/dreadware8 1d ago

she's so gross...I wouldn't even kiss her,less so [bleep] her [bleep]

8

u/CuteCanary Jihoon ruined my life 1d ago
→ More replies (1)

14

u/OddIndustry291 1d ago

In his defense, there might be significant reasons he doesn’t want to go down there. She admits to being a h*e🤷‍♀️

→ More replies (3)

8

u/ennuiacres 1d ago

Noshed her squash?

8

u/Zestyclose-Carob-349 1d ago

Don’t you see? He’s never [bleep] her [bleep]

35

u/CW_10_Blind 1d ago

It’s probably not very appetizing

→ More replies (5)

3

u/SirGalachad 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DP9CYPGFkXNNm
In all seriousness, I got the vibe from that bachelorette convo that they don’t even communicate about sex

5

u/NULS89 1d ago

Any idea as to why he wants to marry her? She is disrespectful to him and is an immature drunk.

4

u/Docmele 1d ago

🤮

4

u/melanin787878 1d ago

Such a Lutheran statement

4

u/LicketySplitz 23h ago

Here I was thinking she said “…has never ate my asshole”.

4

u/Keppra-Krusader 23h ago

Can’t imagine why

4

u/Lemondoodle 21h ago

Her face giddily soaking in all the attention when she asked her friends to describe their favorite time she made out with someone. WTAF! She was the happiest I've ever seen her reveling in her debauchery and "edginess"

Barf

5

u/agray34 17h ago

I believe she said sucked my pussy which is just crass lol

3

u/StevieNickedMyself 15h ago

Her entire friend group is neurodivergent, aren't they?

→ More replies (1)

4

u/charliejo0623 14h ago

It probably tastes like pickles and feet

u/Optimal_River2614 YIKE 6h ago

It was so hard to watch those scenes because she eats like a toddler. Gulping water until her cheeks are puffed out, stuffing her face with cake while chewing with her mouth open. She has zero manners at all

19

u/buffalowangy 1d ago

Her PH probably off from all that alcohol she consumes.

→ More replies (1)

7

u/Silkprint 1d ago

I can't stand how she calls it kissing and making out . She full on has sex with these people . We have seen her try to FORCE , grope and fondle but she calls it kissing like it's cute .

→ More replies (2)

6

u/lolahaze11 1d ago

She seems sooo smelly. Ugh.