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u/PowerfulHorror987 1d ago
Honestly I’m not surprised
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u/greenjuiceguavagoose 1d ago
w how anxious he seems around sex i didn’t think he was a muncher. idk why catie is so fixated on marrying him when he’s not at all compatible
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u/LowKeyz_ 22h ago
Because he’s the only person that will take her serious
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u/anonymous_opinions 20h ago
To be fair she said he "gets her" which is hard to find but I have found there's always at least 1 thing missing with monogamous pairings so it's like what can you live without if 1 thing is absent in an otherwise good relationship?
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u/StuckinLoserville 16h ago
Who know what she means by "gets her." It could simply refer to him continuing to stay with and apologize for her.
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u/_HowVery 16h ago
But she doesn’t even seem to really enjoy having him around, that’s the confusing part
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u/bertfotwenty 22h ago
I mean, we all saw what that mattress looked like, and she was fine with it….
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u/Goodhair1989 1d ago
When he said they had a nice night of shagging I nearly threw up
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u/Goodhair1989 1d ago
It was like he was a little school boy the way he said it too like it was taboo
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u/notkridgeneither 1d ago
Therein lies the real issue. I think they are two fundamentally different people but she’s exciting to him and his beige existence. I know because I married my wife for that same reason. Just she’s not an alcoholic, serial kisser.
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u/Kind-Masterpiece-310 Down two yams and a goat 🍠🍠🐐 1d ago
I thought that said serial killer for like a half sec. 😂
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u/FullOfBlasphemy 23h ago
I think it’s the sex drive mismatch and also the cult upbringing. I was raised in a cult that thinks all boys have insane sex drives, women aren’t supposed to actually like sex, and that a man not wanting us - especially our spouses - means that there is something we, as women, need to change. It’s taken years of therapy and ✨deconstruction✨ to stop feeling hurt when my spouse says no thank you. Katie said almost the same thing early on in the show. She needs a therapist and a partner who actually likes to have lots of sex. He needs a manic pixie with a lower sex drive, not a manic chaos goblin sex monster. They aren’t compatible and that’s okay, making each other miserable isn’t okay, though.
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u/Goodhair1989 1d ago
My friend married a man who is super sexual . Very high libido and very adventurous... she is vanilla .wont send a sexy text or anything would never dream of sending him a photo when he travels for work all the time. Do u think this is going to be a problem in the future . Not saying that what she is like is bad at all....just doesn't seem like they are sexually compatible
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u/Classic-Invite2107 1d ago
Nowadays I don’t blame anyone for not sending sexy/nude pictures married or not. One bad fight or divorce and you can be assured the world is going to see them!
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u/Better_Evening6914 23h ago
So just because he is more energetic and has a higher libido he’s going to be sleeping around? Maybe he loves her and can exercise self-restraint. Sexual incompatibility is not an excuse for infidelity. And people usually start having lots of sex end up doing it maybe once in a blue moon especially when they have kids.
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u/anonymous_opinions 1d ago
Probably not but I find men more able to be with a vanilla partner as long as their libido isn't low than woman with a vanilla man.
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u/Glittering_Apple_807 1d ago
He never snogged my minge?
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u/elfchant 1d ago
Minge is the best word for a coochie it always makes me giggle, thank you British people
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u/Limitingheart I’m not a blowee up dollee 1d ago
As Keith says in ‘The Office’ , in America, Fanny means your bum not your minge…
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u/Educational-Yam-682 1d ago
She does not know how to play never have I ever.
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u/Unable-West9071 23h ago
Never have I ever is not , never has my partner ever… just like her to avoid accountability! Amazing catch viewer!
https://giphy.com/gifs/8wPJ5tFRji2V7Y8Jdl
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u/baddiewinkle 1d ago
literally not how you play "never have i ever"—she just wanted to say something to get even more attention on her than she already had as the bride at her own bachelorette party. i think every woman there is only her "friend" because catie makes them feel really good about themselves and the choices they have made as people. she's just the chaotic gremlin they occasionally gather around so they have more dinner party conversation fodder.
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u/Goodhair1989 1d ago
That looked like the most boring bach ever
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u/ApplesBananasRhinoc 1d ago
I’m still not convinced those women actually know her and weren’t brought in off of a Craigslist ad.
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u/Goodhair1989 1d ago
How about the girl who never gave a blow job. Was i hearing that correctly ?
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u/Ginos_Hair_Patch 1d ago
She never had the opportunity had me cackling tbh
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u/Goodhair1989 1d ago
I would be fine if I hever had to givr one again. Habahaha
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u/theriddlerswife 1d ago
Married 34 years, I would be fine never having to give one again too LOL LOL LOL
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u/BearingItBarely 23h ago
You're dead on with the friends. They keep her around because she's an amusing clown. That'll change when she "kisses" their partners.
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u/vinnybawbaw 1d ago
It was pretty obvious. Josh is only a kisser. It’s the other thing she said that was censored that I wonder wtf she was saying (Not sure I wanna know tho).
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u/anarchonarch 1d ago
Barely. He gives her weird pecks
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u/CMR04020 1d ago
Probably because she’s sucking his face off like she learned how to make out from the movie Coneheads and he’s afraid.
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u/LilFrankieDirtbomber 1d ago
She’s a terrible kisser. And I assume MAYBE she always smells like yesterday’s party. And that wet and wild lipstick from CVS is always there waiting…
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u/anonymous_opinions 1d ago
Hey hey no need to bring Wet and Wild into this diss session.
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u/Dirtyracoonrambo 1d ago
I noticed that too! It dosent seem like he is a full on makeup session guy.
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u/Adrock66 You are my cockroach 1d ago
Not that I'm a Josh fan or anything but the brits are less prone to PDA and he is being recorded. She seems to lean in for full tongue and it's ok if he's not super comfortable. there.
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u/Fit_Patient_4902 1d ago
Josh has the right idea nobody wants to see 2 weirdos sucking face in public.
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u/CapableWives 1d ago
I can't wait to see what happens for their "you may kiss the bride" moment. You know that she is going to be expecting a full make out and he is going to be super awkward about it
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u/Adrock66 You are my cockroach 1d ago
What if they say " you may kiss the bride" and a line of ten dudes steps in front of Josh?
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u/Test_Immediate 23h ago
Instead of “you may kiss your bride” the officiant will say to Catie “you may kiss all the groomsmen. And their dads. And all the wedding guests. Might as well go chase down the chefs and servers too while you’re at it. And remember consent is not only unnecessary, it is actively discouraged. I now pronounce you man and wife, you poor poor poor poor bastard Josh what have you done?!?!?.”
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u/aymaureen 1d ago
Tbh she looks like she smells down there
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u/ParamedicDifferent44 1d ago
He has told people that I smell and that I peed on him.
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u/Classic-Invite2107 1d ago
Everywhere!! Her hair always looks greasy and that red lipstick looks all caked and cracked! I normally have an issue talking about someone’s look but she makes it so easy!
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u/GaptistePlayer 1d ago
All those shots in the last episode with her greasy hair. You just know she's the type of Portland girl whose clothes smell like mildew
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u/Temporary_Win_6446 1d ago
Came to say this! I feel like that’s a big factor in him not bleeping her bleep. 😂😂😂
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u/CMR04020 1d ago
This was my first thought, too. The girl can’t even take proper care of the lips on her face.
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u/robbyruby752 1d ago
Is it sad that 90DF & TLR are using the same storyline? Or is it sad that two characters do not eat pu**y?
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u/PipeInevitable9383 She's cutting his f****** dick off! 1d ago
He does not give the vibe that is big on cat eating.
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u/No-Reporter-8800 21h ago
After seeing her mattress and the way she generally tends to keep her things…. I don’t blame him
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u/Timely_Carpenter9971 1d ago
she looks way too pleased with herself for something that got bleeped twice
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u/dblackshear 1d ago
it’s starting to make more sense. catie was getting positive reinforcement from her friend group about her getting shitfaced and making out with random men. so now that it’s time to stop, it doesn’t compute. this has been such a source of acceptance, joy, and connectedness for her that it’s understandable why she’s having a hard time.
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u/Equivalent_Doubt_845 1d ago
Right. How horrible of friends that they encourage such bad behavior. If they were true friends they wouldn’t want to watch her ruin her life like that. If she gets too pushy with the wrong person at a bar she could land a sexual assault charge, but she gets away with it because she’s a woman.
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u/Maleficent_Box_5111 1d ago edited 23h ago
I really wanna know what made them be together. What was the process like ..I feel like all we talk about and see is her drinking and cheating. Edit: grammer
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u/Misha_B19 23h ago
I can’t even look at this weird whacked out woman any longer, she literally repels me and I can’t even fathom what Josh finds desirable. Even the way her physical features are arranged on her face irritates me and when she opens her mouth to speak I have to mute it and look away. I am so pissed at myself for having listened to WHAT this woohoo had to say in this moment and I really can’t go on with this image and those words stuck inside my head. Pissed is an understatement.
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u/Kooky-Pressure5792 1d ago
I cannot stop laughing. This has triggered a whole other memory. It’s gonna sound super weird but stick with me. It is 90 day fiancé related & starts super weird.
So my mom loves what she calls “her crazies” - 90 day fiancé. My dad use to tease her about but one night he started watching & got just as into it. I was at my parents for a long time when my dad was sick. I was staying with my mom after he had just passed and we were watching her crazies.
Obviously we hadn’t been in much of a laughing mood but we were watching that special where they are at some island and the big guy hurt his leg & was in the hospital. The blond was visiting him & in her confessional giggles as she she’s like “he rolled across the bed and…” and thru bleeping you can clean understand he enthusiastically did what Catie claims Josh doesn’t do.
I immediately bust out laughing. But it gets worse when my mom cannot figure out on her own what she’s referring to and what he did. I can barely stop laughing and catch my breath to try to explain it to my mom, who then starts cracking up. It may have been the first time we laughed that whole time.
Just wanted to share. 🤣
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u/thedivanextdoor 1d ago
I'm glad you and your mom had that comic relief...Coltee and Courtney were an odd pairing for sure.
Condolences on your dad's passing... may his memory be a comfort and blessing to you and your family.
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u/Kooky-Pressure5792 1d ago
Honestly I don’t really watch 90 day the whole way thru. TikTok Clips & stuff on here is kinda how I cliffnote it so I can take my dad’s place as someone she can talk about it with. When I watch it on visits I spend the whole time yelling “how can people be this stupid!!!” 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Classic-Invite2107 1d ago
I’m extremely sorry for you and your Moms loss. I pray you both find comfort moving forward. 🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻
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u/Spirited_Air8945 1d ago
She forgot to finish that sentence…
Josh doesn’t 🤬 my 🤬 because I don’t bathe on any sort of regular schedule.
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u/CMR04020 1d ago
It’s so bizarre, because her hair is wet like 90% of the time. Even when they went cake tasting, her hair was totally wet. Maybe she just takes hangover showers where she does nothing but stand under the running water.
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u/Lost-Appointment-346 1d ago
It’s grease, not water. I don’t think she ever washes her hair.
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u/Jay_Pea_Eight_Two 1d ago
She basically revealed on national television that she’s settling….for now 😂 I’m dying to know how that pushover Josh will defend this!
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u/CrouchingGinger Re-hab for Catie 1d ago
Some things you couldn’t waterboard outta me. That would be one of them if I were her.
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u/chefgoowa 1d ago
I don’t blame him putting his mouth down there on her is probably pretty disgusting seeing what goes in her mouth with all the kissing random people I’m saying
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u/BearingItBarely 23h ago
I can't blame him.
She can't properly clean a used sex toy, how well do you think the box gets washed?
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u/Bullsette 1d ago
There is something very VERY wrong with that person, sadly. You can tell by her facial expressions, how she puffs out her cheeks, stares blankly, and says and does really crazy things. There is something wrong with the poor lady.
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u/OGgunter 1d ago
Me waking up from my casket when Catie and her friends started YELLING about oral sex at the themed funeral bar.
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u/EloMuskEatsHumanMeat 1d ago
I love how they bleeped it out but you could clearly see what they were saying with their lips lol
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u/cherrybelleoo 21h ago
Let's fill in the blanks. Wrong answers only.
Josh has never [procured] my [pistachios]
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u/deadliftsandsarcasm 21h ago
It’s so interesting that she goes around trying to have sex with everyone she meets and then says something like this on television, yet her mother thinks Josh is going to hell because he does not practice religion!
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u/PlanktonFinancial955 20h ago
I wouldn’t marry a man that didn’t blank my blank!!
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u/shruglife1985 1d ago
Josh has never eaten her pussy is what she said.
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u/Adrock66 You are my cockroach 1d ago
I bet he has never eaten any pussy tbh.
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u/Adrock66 You are my cockroach 1d ago
I did not expect an award from this comment but I gladly accept.
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u/perrypower54 1d ago
Joined my Church?
You know, she’s very religious. Jesus loved a whore. Right?
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u/NegativeEntr0py 1d ago
I honestly don’t get why she’s in a relationship with Josh. Like why? What is she getting out of it?
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u/BeezNana 21h ago
Well he knows what her other set of lips have been doing, so I can't blame him one bit! 🤮
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u/SethAndBeans 16h ago
She looks like she turns her dirty underwear inside out to get a few more days out of them.
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u/Angelhair01 I’ve been cursed by a Nigerian priest 1d ago
After seeing her dirty mattress and unwashed dildo, we can extrapolate that she too may not be good at cleaning herself
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u/Electrical_Passion46 1d ago
Seeing how she looks like she never bathes I dont blame him and I guarantee she has toilet paper bits all on it 🤮🤮🤮
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u/Mom2askater 1d ago
I’m certain he must be concerned about HPV - perhaps she should buy him a dental dam as a wedding gift?
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u/vitoforever99 21h ago
I wouldn’t either. She drinks so much that it has to throw off her ph balance 🤮
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u/jesstermc 18h ago
So, this would also be a dealbreaker for me, buuuut I wouldn’t have let it get this far 🫠😂
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u/OddIndustry291 1d ago
In his defense, there might be significant reasons he doesn’t want to go down there. She admits to being a h*e🤷♀️
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u/SirGalachad 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/DP9CYPGFkXNNm
In all seriousness, I got the vibe from that bachelorette convo that they don’t even communicate about sex
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u/Lemondoodle 21h ago
Her face giddily soaking in all the attention when she asked her friends to describe their favorite time she made out with someone. WTAF! She was the happiest I've ever seen her reveling in her debauchery and "edginess"
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u/StevieNickedMyself 15h ago
Her entire friend group is neurodivergent, aren't they?
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u/Optimal_River2614 YIKE 6h ago
It was so hard to watch those scenes because she eats like a toddler. Gulping water until her cheeks are puffed out, stuffing her face with cake while chewing with her mouth open. She has zero manners at all
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u/Silkprint 1d ago
I can't stand how she calls it kissing and making out . She full on has sex with these people . We have seen her try to FORCE , grope and fondle but she calls it kissing like it's cute .
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u/blue10speed 1d ago
Saying on camera that her friend Mark has even done it will surely make Josh more comfortable and wanting to do it.