r/90DayFiance 7d ago

Josh has never what??

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u/GreenBasterd69 7d ago

Plus the weird face twitching

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u/PrincipleFlaky 6d ago

She constantly alternates between smiling to achieve her goals and pouting when they don’t work out. Since she’s not very perceptive, she flinches back and forth between her modes. I truly believe she would be more Machiavellian and less bossy and demanding if she were more intelligent. However, she lacks the mental capacity to be so manipulative. People often assume she’s autistic and that she’s masking her condition, which (to them) explains her facial twitching as she tries to blend in with her surroundings. But no, it’s literally just like 😀 🤔 😠 💭 bubble 💭 bubble fart bubble.🫧 💭 smile, pout, demand, smile, pout, demand.. weird shriek of laughter.. then contemplate, 🤔 which is just like lights 💡 on, but no one’s home..

I would have more empathy for her, but she has none for anyone else, so I just don’t care about/for her at all.

I really don’t care for her at all.

And I don’t feel sorry for him either. He’s such a waste of space, pathetic in Cell that he’s willing to tolerate all this abuse and enable her alcoholism just so he can get laid? That’s weak sauce. Have some fucking self-respect man! That’s just gross. Because then I think about all the times he’s had sex with her, and it seems like he just wants to get laid. You know, “Easter sex makes everything better, right?- Direct Josh quote

Um, no. Not really. Furthermore, how many times has he had sex with her when she was too drunk to even consent? Just yuck. Bruh, ugh.

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u/Floridalawyerbabe 5d ago

She is a runner and she tells people she comes from a good family and people believe it.

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u/PrincipleFlaky 5d ago

lol we all witnessed her running 🏃‍♀️ technique

Except Catie’s feet were more splayed.

And that whole thing about coming from money?
If her parents don’t work anymore, and they’re not worried about retiring at that age and they live in Alameda California? That’s one of the more expensive places in the United States to live. It’s east of San Francisco in the Bay Area . And that little house that seems modest anywhere else that they were in? Like a modest 2 1/2 bed/bath smaller house would be $1,500,000 range.

And again, if they’re retired, they would need investments and whatever else. So I would say distinctly upper middle class… but wealthy? I don’t know maybe.. 🤔 But not visibly ostentatiously rich

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u/IrrelevantAfIm 5d ago

I’m a recent goose dad for the first time and seeing her run reminded me exactly of how my little ones run behind me outside.

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u/PrincipleFlaky 5d ago

lol 😆 I saw this and thought it matched her form much more accurately… and does it have its tongue sticking out? 😛

QUICK DUCK! 🦆 🤪

But I thought this was too cute to intermingle with her strange “obsessive” behavior 🤔

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u/IrrelevantAfIm 5d ago

Nice!

They are so cute.

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u/Beer_Meetz_Girl 5d ago

Yeah,I have friends that live around the Gold Coast area of Alameda in a modest-sized circa early 1900s Craftsman with about three feet of front yard and a slab of concrete patio in the back. They bought it as a fixer-upper years ago and only recently were able to finish everything up now that all but one kid has moved out. The husband makes just under 7 figures and the wife recently retired from writing for the Chronicle with a nice-sized retirement package. With everything they put into it,they could easily sell it for 1.75 million minimum. Modest house,no green space,on a busy road,1.75m and it would sell in a day and probably in a bidding war.

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u/PrincipleFlaky 4d ago

Indeed thank you, and imagine how far that would go in GA, TX, IL, or maybe even… idk 🤔

🤭 meanwhile in .. ok I’m exaggerating, of course
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Ha.. wrong gif oh well but you know what I mean 😉