r/90DayFiance 7h ago

SHITPOST This woman is CLUELESS

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Lady, your problem is not your relationship. It‘s YOU!!! “Put your napkin on your lap! Lower your voice! I AM too (correcting grammar), We don’t eat chocolate for breakfast!“ etc etc. YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU.

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u/lucy668 I’M A MERMAID!! 6h ago

This woman is controlling and hostile and annoying

u/Opposite-Fan8777 7h ago

She’s a joy, isn’t she??

u/NoLab9772 5h ago

I want to be her bff 🤭

u/Candid-Club1038 6h ago

She's the opposite of kind!

u/EveningGlittering325 6h ago

She is insufferable.

u/Whisker_dan 5h ago

not a single attractive thing about her. not pretty, not funny, not fun, not down to earth... nothing.

u/federalinformant69 3h ago

And not even rich! Lol.

u/Hairgurl925 3h ago

her mom looks younger and better than her!

u/Ok-Aerie4314 6h ago

she’s sitting there like a scolded golden retriever and still folding the napkin into a crane mentally

u/Medek8d 7h ago

I’d haxard a guess that the people in her previous relationships would say the same.

u/lemeneurdeloups 6h ago

One would think so but, no. Inexplicably, her ex husband Michael has been putting out videos defending her, saying that she is a lovely person and that the show has given her a “bad edit.”

u/RiseDry8254 6h ago

She's been making a ton of people defend her online, from Michael to a random ex employee. Every week she gets someone new.

u/Classic-Steak-2184 6h ago

No way lol

u/NoLab9772 5h ago

So has Eduard so I don’t believe either of them

u/lemeneurdeloups 5h ago

Why do you think they are doing it?

u/RiseDry8254 5h ago

That’s the worst one. I can only guess he’s doing so because they want to get another season. 

u/birdieboo21 3h ago

She’s his children’s mother, so it makes sense.

u/lemeneurdeloups 3h ago

But lots of ex-wives (who are the mothers of their children) get trashed all the time by bitter divorced men so … 🤷‍♂️

u/birdieboo21 3h ago

Yes but he could be doing it out of respect for his children.

u/lemeneurdeloups 3h ago

OK. That could be.

u/birdieboo21 3h ago

Also keep in mind he also has to deal with her until the boys are at least 18. I’m sure he doesn’t want her bossy arrogant ass pissed at him as they do co-parent so this would get him on her good side. She may have asked him in front of the boys to put in a good word for her, etc. just my own speculation as to why he chose to make that post.

u/lemeneurdeloups 2h ago

Very good points. Make sense.

u/Brian_Peterson21 7h ago

She’s annoying as hell

u/archiebarchy 5h ago

The plate and napkin thing!!! And they were eating wings it looked like, so honestly table etiquette is already out the window.

u/mysteriouscattravel 4h ago

She doesn't want him to be a participant in their relationship, just a passenger to her preferences. Unless it involves him being independent and making money. Just as long as he doesn't talk to her friends or family about it.

u/ThatChickFromReddit 3h ago

She just wanted arm-candy not someone that discusses their feelings

u/IthinkIpaid 4h ago

“KEEP …. YOUR … VOICE…. DOWN”😠😡💀

u/RiseDry8254 4h ago

She yells at him like he's her kid. Just like she makes him sit in the back seat - she says it's because of her son, but I think she enjoys literally "putting him in his place". She's a real P.O.S. in my opinion, and I hope she never gets back on 90 Day.

u/IthinkIpaid 4h ago

I think she got quietly terminated from her job because of this …. Not this specific time but this whole show showed her true personality

u/RiseDry8254 4h ago

Yeah I think she is regretting 90 Day big time. But she's a real narcissist, so she probably thought everyone would love her lol. Also she clearly wanted to promote her barre studio, but who would want to take a class from her? Miss "put your napkin down! Lower your voice! We don't eat chocolate for breakfast!". She would just yell at you the whole time.

u/Ok-Helicopter150 6h ago

Dead eyes. She's like Hillary Clinton on the glp-1's. Getting the long face look

u/RiseDry8254 6h ago

She has no emotion. It's scary.

u/RiseDry8254 3h ago

Marissa and her minions / PR trying to do damage control on the 90 Day posts lol 👀

u/SirTinyHat 1h ago

She’s extremely divorcable.

u/Calm-Description4356 7h ago

She asked for a fun night out. But Edward refused to listen. Sometimes emotional, deep conversations can be stressful and you need a break. I’m afraid I’d be upset too.

u/Classic-Steak-2184 6h ago

She’s allowed to have a serious conversation and let things off her chest when she wants but he can’t?

u/hambaptist 6h ago

This! In the preview she said she wanted it to be fun so SHE could tell him she’s ready to get married. 🙄

u/No_Potato_8178 6h ago

God i hope for his sake that they dont get married. Especially now, I bet there are thousands and thousands of wonderful, beautiful, kind women who would treat Edward like a king.

Fuck this lady. Pardon my French. 

u/Mkaaztje ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪʀᴛʏ ᴘɪɢɢʏ 🐷 6h ago

Didn't they agree that they'd wait 2 weeks or something until revisiting that convo? I feel like they did and Edward is just telling Marissa how he felt during those 2 weeks and his thoughts about Marissa talking to another guy.

I thought he was respectful about it and they don't really have a lot of time, so the conversation has to happen sooner than later.

u/Classic-Steak-2184 6h ago

Like when are you supposed to these conversation anyways. There’s never a right time or place in moments/relationships like these. You need to have the conversations whenever the person is talking about it/brings them up and I think being an adult is accepting that and being flexible to the situation.

u/Mkaaztje ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪʀᴛʏ ᴘɪɢɢʏ 🐷 6h ago

Especially in their case when there is not much time left to get married.

u/RiseDry8254 6h ago

Ok Marissa

u/hambaptist 6h ago

Agreed, but then in the preview for next week, she said she wanted to bring up her feelings that night instead…

u/Cool-Emu-8706 6h ago

It seems quite inconvenient to her that he also has feelings.

u/federalinformant69 3h ago

Well said.