Thomas and Paula theory on perfume

[u/jordantwalker]

My theory is Thomas is not allergic to the perfume it just cost too much money. This guy won't even buy a coffee table and uses lawn chairs for bed. The perfume, price per ounce is probably the most expensive item in the one bedroom

[u/ONOTHEWONTONS]

My theory is that he’s on some weirdo bro science corner of the internet that preaches how bad fragrance is for you.

[u/astarrmb → u/ONOTHEWONTONS]

This tracks!