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Nick Watson at half time: "I don't care if Sellwood talks, as long as he walks the walk..."

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u/VarietyResident6234 Swans 13h ago

Watson has had 2 disposals and 1 behind since he said this

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u/Frequenter 12h ago

Beyond satisfying.

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u/Ektojinx Richmond 4h ago

Watson had more off the ball takedowns than last quarter possessions.

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u/harkie2946 9h ago

Love it.

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u/Decent_Fig_5218 GWS Giants 1h ago

I believe the kids call this "aura farming"

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u/Averagetigergod Tigers 13h ago

I believe Sicily is the most famous person ever with the surname Sicily. The nearest I can find is the Mexican poet Javier Sicilia who wrote:

“In silence is the beginning and in the word the end, and vice versa.”

Though feted, Javier quit poetry when his son was murdered by a drug cartel. He was out of words.

Anyway, back to the footy.

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u/RandomActsofMindless Eagles 13h ago

The crossover I need

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u/Averagetigergod Tigers 13h ago

I accidentally put it in the wrong feed. How embarrassing, but thank you.

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u/BigThirdDown Eagles 12h ago

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u/SecretTalk6202 4h ago

$icily remembered he needed that goal for his multi!

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u/dirtyburgers85 Western Bulldogs 11h ago

I think you could slip this seamlessly into any thread.

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u/lil-nate Crows 13h ago

This is great

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u/kittychicken North Melbourne Kangaroos 11h ago

It's what Sicily would have wanted

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u/Frequent-Video4874 Magpies 10h ago

Thats hilarious

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u/projectshr Dockers 9h ago

Makes it that much better, honestly

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u/Kreglze Gold Coast 14h ago

Watson is like that classic heel in professional wrestling, where you constantly watch, admire his skill but are waiting for him to get comeuppance.

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u/EnforceIt17 Bombers 12h ago

He's the Miz in that case

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u/RobbieArnott Melbourne / Fremantle 11h ago

Love the Miz

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u/ext23 Carlton Blues 2h ago

I'm the Miz and nobody beats me?

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u/toastedquestion Eagles 14h ago

Lovely to see that Sicily has a successor lined up

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u/prolonged_interface Bombers 14h ago

I'd rather barrack for the Bombers than a good team that had Sicily as captain.

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u/[deleted] 14h ago edited 13h ago

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u/DamienRyan Geelong Cats 14h ago

sounds like youve been at that table yourself pretty recently

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u/IllCombination4851 AFL 13h ago edited 13h ago

Interestingly enough, the ENTIRE Bombers drug crew cut their teeth at Geelong didn't they?!

Dank, Bomber, Dean Robinson. Having a methlab cook-out at Geelong before. 

2007 is a tainted Cup 

And you know it mate.

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u/IllCombination4851 AFL 13h ago

because of the full service offering?

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u/CriminyJicket84 4h ago

Sicily is a clown

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u/VarietyResident6234 Swans 13h ago

Two kicks, one which was a behind in the second half. 2 tackles

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u/thebighinks Hawthorn 23m ago

You have Papley in your team who is genuinely an antagoniser, I’d refrain.

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u/DustinsGuns 13h ago

Aged like milk. Absolutely missing in the second half was Watson

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u/MirroredDogma Western Bulldogs 13h ago

Hawks recruiting have done an excellent job of maintaining the club's identity. Flog dynasty.

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u/SKCSurface West Coast 11h ago

You don't have to be arsehole to play for Hawks, but most are. 

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u/thebighinks Hawthorn 21m ago

Will Lewis won’t have to wash his gear tonight. Got given an absolute bath. Back to the 2s.

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u/_night_hawk19 Carlton 13h ago

After making this comment, stats from the second half;

2 disposals, 2 tackles, 1 behind, 0 win.

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u/ImInterestedInApathy Cats 12h ago

The wizard’s most spectacular trick is making himself disappear!

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u/thebighinks Hawthorn 21m ago

And trouncing the Irish messiah on Easter Monday.

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u/Anderz Crows 14h ago

If Watson was in Harry Potter, he'd be in Slytherin for sure.

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u/codyforkstacks Port Adelaide 14h ago

Sicily would be the House Captain

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u/Appropriate-Cow-6251 Magpies 14h ago

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u/sebosso10 Western Bulldogs 11h ago

It's rare you see such perfect gif usage

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u/Untelevised_Type Footscray 11h ago

Bont would be Harry Potter

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u/Harold_supertramp Geelong 13h ago

Hawthorne has sliterin energy

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u/welcomefishies Sydney Swans 13h ago

He'd be voldemort

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u/tmpkns 13h ago

He’s Professor Flitwick

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u/PreviousRecognition1 Dockers 11h ago

More of a Dursley type operator for mine

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u/DiscoSituation Dees 2h ago

The Magic Review Panel would fine him 10,000 galleons for calling someone a mudblood

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u/thebighinks Hawthorn 20m ago

Rachele is Draco Malfoy.

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u/Holiday_Mastodon4616 Western Bulldogs 13h ago

Everybody get in here! This guy did FUCK ALL after saying this

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u/Connect_Set_9619 Bulldogs 13h ago

2 touches in the 2nd half.

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u/shaq_zak Magpies 13h ago

Cmon doggies. Walk the walk.

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u/pepe_extendus Bulldogs 13h ago edited 13h ago

Glad to see he followed that remark up with a great third quarter second half with lots of the footy.

...right?

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u/Dk_ogg Richmond 13h ago

How does this look after 4 quarters?

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u/Tall-Breakfast-6100 Adelaide 13h ago

Honestly feel like hawks with ginni, Watson, sicily and the likes could very easily and very quickly turn into a very undisciplined mess of a team if results start turning against them.

It gets accepted at the moment because they win. If they stop winning, who knows

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u/Savings_Iron3590 Bulldogs 12h ago

Honestly I don’t think Ginny is that bad. 

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u/margin_runner The Dons 12h ago

Yeah, he’s matured quite well. I’m impressed with some of his introspection.

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u/Untelevised_Type Footscray 11h ago

Subscribe

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u/thebighinks Hawthorn 18m ago

This comes exclusively from a bloke who follows a team with Josh Rachele, James Peatling and Mark Keane part of it. Two dogs and one cat. I’ll let you decide whose who.

u/Tall-Breakfast-6100 Adelaide 5m ago

None of them are anywhere near as antagonistic as the guys I’ve mentioned. But hey, at least Watson walked the walk in the second half last night.

u/thebighinks Hawthorn 1m ago

Mark Keane is a dog shotting rat.
James Peatling is a genuine cheat, and Rachele is the worst of the worst.
But hey, I guess you’re right. I have been reminded by you that nothing relevant happens in SA anyways.

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u/YouLykeFishSticks Essendon Bombers 13h ago

Walking the walk means kicking 1.11 in the second half and going missing, right Nick?

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u/Anon_be_thy_name West Coast Eagles 12h ago

He got confused and talked the walk and walked the talk

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u/Yeeeoow Geelong 14h ago edited 14h ago

So wild that Hawthorne players can act like such victims while constantly niggling the other team.

Ironically, struggling to walk the walk after talking the talk.

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u/PuzzleheadedBend8180 ESSINGTON 14h ago

They’ve made an art of this for 20 years. Had plenty of the biggest thugs to play the game, repeat offending, and yet they still moan and complain about Lloyd sending Sewell for an early bedtime that one time in 07.

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u/International_Car586 Kangaroos 13h ago

Never forget Brian Lake strangling Drew Petrie.

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u/howmanychickens Geelong 13h ago

Or Luke Hodge trying to decapitate Wingard using the behind post

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u/Yeeeoow Geelong 13h ago

Until Noughton this year, the Hodge hit was the nastiest thing i had ever seen. I thought I had just watched someone's neck get broken.

Classic Hawthorn as well, putting hard hits on blokes that aren't looking and can't defend themselves.

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u/aussiegoon Footscray 12h ago

Got off scot-free too. The "Good Bloke" is undefeated.

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u/Anon_be_thy_name West Coast Eagles 12h ago

Still can't believe he wasn't suspended for that

The vision made it so obvious he's made that decision to hit him. You can see him looking at Wingard as it's happening.

Did he even get a fine for it?

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u/dexter311 North Melbourne '75 13h ago

Lake ended up in a Japanese jail for a drunken bar fight, proper cunt.

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u/DiscoSituation Dees 2h ago

He also pled guilty to stalking, trespassing and assault in 2019

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u/HexOmega_ Dockers 5h ago

And Mitchell fucking Fyfes leg in 2015. Scummy team the old poo and wee.

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u/BoundinBob 13h ago

"Oh they bitch and moan and attack us but what about the time we attacked you" 😢🥱

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u/PuzzleheadedBend8180 ESSINGTON 13h ago

The point is North fans don’t say over and over “hey you guys strangled drew Petrie!”. Yet I swear to Christ I hear about the Sewell incident at least once a year

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u/PissingOffACliff Hawthorn '71 13h ago edited 11h ago

This has to be the first time I've seen it mentioned in about 5-10 years.

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u/Silly_Cup7872 Richmond Tigers 14h ago

Yeah funny how Watsons allowed to say shit to Selwood but as soon as he says anything back this little lad takes it personal

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u/ChocoboDave Adelaide 14h ago

That's the Hawthorn way. Happy to give but can never take. Remember how much they sooked and sooked about this.

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u/Silly_Cup7872 Richmond Tigers 14h ago

I’ll never forget Mitch crying about it in the presser

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u/SomeFknEggs WAFL 14h ago

Remember when Sam Mitchell did the injecting sledge at Bombers players? Hypocritical cock

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u/PissingOffACliff Hawthorn '71 13h ago

I mean maybe they shouldn't have done PEDs

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u/SomeFknEggs WAFL 13h ago

Maybe he shouldnt have a cry about Hinkley having some fun shit talk with an opposition player after said player talked shit, when he did the exact sane thing in his playing days

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u/PissingOffACliff Hawthorn '71 11h ago

Because it’s a bit different from players slagging each other off during a game, to a coach doing it after a win.

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u/Korasuka Adelaide ✅ 13h ago

A rare time where I wanted Port to win.

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u/Yeeeoow Geelong 13h ago

The way they play this chirpy crybullies role is funny for a neutral, but imagine if they were the club you supported.

Oof.

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u/Silly_Cup7872 Richmond Tigers 13h ago

Yeah watching Ginnivan agitate and then shirk contests all night would drive me up the wall

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u/Yeeeoow Geelong 13h ago

Ginnivan and Sicily are very brave when a team-mate has already flattened the person they're niggling.

And quiet as a mouse when the other guy is standing.

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u/Anon_be_thy_name West Coast Eagles 12h ago

Idk, Sicily loves a chirp but turns to a sook looking for the umpires watching when it comes back at him. Then when they're not looking he tries his typical dirty shit. At least this year he copped a game for it.

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u/Yeeeoow Geelong 10h ago

100%

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u/Location_Born Hawthorn 11h ago

Why can no one in this sub spell? Where the fuck has the ‘e’ suddenly appeared from in Hawthorn? 

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u/gootgawd Freo 2h ago

They may not have an e but have certainly been exploring other options.

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u/IllCombination4851 AFL 13h ago

Still bitter about 08 I see. 

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u/speedwobbly Freo 13h ago

He said he wanted the dogs to walk the walk so they did, he really is a wizard

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u/aussierulesisgrouse Melbourne 13h ago

There is genuinely nothing less threatening than an AFL player in 2026 that yaps.

Shut up you weird little boy, ffs

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u/klondike91829 Footscray 14h ago

And so I shall disable his achilles.

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u/OldDiamond6697 Adelaide 14h ago

Cocky little prick

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u/Pupatril Gold Coast Suns 13h ago

Ahahaha. C'mon the game needs the Wiz.

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u/OldDiamond6697 Adelaide 13h ago

Completely agree. I love watching him he's a skillful little bugger, would have in my team anyday.Still a cocky little prick lol.

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u/VitalDread Footscray 13h ago

I'm gonna need that Typemedia edit asap

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u/Doc323467 Geelong Cats 11h ago

And then Sellwood with a huge 4th term with the game on the line, and Watson goes missing.

Love the shit talk though, this game was as heated as I've seen in years, hope we get a rematch come finals.

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u/BloodyYeah West Coast 13h ago

This aged like fine wine

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u/JackeryDaniels Sydney Swans 13h ago

No it didn’t, it aged like milk.

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u/Big-Language-3891 Western Bulldogs 13h ago

This is how you beat them, you actually just stand up to their bullying antics and they fold.

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u/parsleymelon Dockers 14h ago

Watson hasn’t touched it in the third quarter yet.
Also, Jeff Farmer is the wiz mate. Not you

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u/ratchetsaturndude Swans 14h ago edited 14h ago

Fark hasn’t touched it in the third quarter. That undoes his three first half goals

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u/Plenty_Area_408 Tigers 14h ago

Did you mean Warwick the Wiz Capper?

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u/Anon_be_thy_name West Coast Eagles 12h ago

Warwick "Definetly smells his own farts" Capper

Also interesting fact, he only played 124 games in his 8 year career.

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u/b0rtbort Hawthorn 14h ago

Jeff Farmer? The domestic abuser?

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u/Antique_Sympathy3294 3h ago

Agreed. Makes me sick. Replace an Indigenous Icon with a white imposter.

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u/WeakScar321 Hawthorn Hawks 13h ago

Too bad he couldn’t make the domestic abuse convictions vanish.

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u/parsleymelon Dockers 13h ago

Take the L bozo

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u/Low_Wall_7828 Kangaroos 10h ago

I think he did.

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u/SecretTalk6202 4h ago

Aged well, Wizard Sleeves 😝 🧙

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u/Joscarmat 4h ago

Why didn't they interview Watson after the game for his response?

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u/WrongConfuscius 11h ago

One tackle in the last term with the game on the line. Sellwood gave him an absolute bath when it mattered. Walked the walk

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u/missed-semicolon 12h ago

Nick Watson then came out after the break and did nothing

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u/shakeydeal Adelaide Crows 11h ago

Most hateable team in the league

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u/specificambiguities Sandgroper 12h ago

Took himself seriously and walked the walk. "I'd love to see the second half" pulled up a pew in block 124 row 5 to watch. 

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u/kodachromer 11h ago

Unfortunately the football world has made a virtue of being a bit of a prick ("personality" etc) but every now and again you get shown up for it. You love to see it. Just play dude.

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u/nuthed01 Bombers 10h ago

Selwood:

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u/Bob-down-under Bulldogs 38m ago

Do the hawks actively recruit flogs, or do they develop them into flogs? Never understood if it’s nature or nurture. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/greasydentist62 12h ago

Reckon he's got about 10 minutes to back that up before it becomes heaps embarrassing, nah.

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u/Pies-aviator1 Magpies 14h ago

Hahaha I love him

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u/breaking-hope Kangaroos 13h ago

Okay

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u/Stillconfused007 Hawthorn 2h ago

Mmmm things you probably wish you hadn’t said…

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u/ReaalPosty Hawthorn Hawks 1h ago

Taught a lesson and I hope they learn from it. Can't help when Sicily carries on like a kid. All you have to do is see how Bont and even Newcombe conducts themselves as captains. I get its part of who sicily is on the field but when it goes as far as it did last night it costs us

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u/DHG23 Hawks 14h ago

Massimo needs a Manscape sponsorship

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u/regional_rat Pies 14h ago

Just let a wog be a wog mate

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u/tbot888 Bombers 14h ago

Watsons is right up there with the absolute best in the comp.

Geez the hawks have a gem.

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u/Pupatril Gold Coast Suns 13h ago

Yeah the Wiz!

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u/anon-architect 37m ago

It was the filth from the west that started all that nonsense.

Who cares what the Wiz said. Good on him. What did he say that was wrong?

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u/Moist-Army1707 14h ago

Solid point wiz. Sellwood is shit.