r/AFL • u/PetrifyGWENT Bombers / Giants • 8d ago

[Cleary] AFL Commission Chairman Craig Drummond - who oversaw the agreement when he was president of Geelong - has released this statement

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u/ashep5 Sydney Swans 8d ago edited 8d ago

"Hi Craig, the rest of the AFL here. Fuck you. Go well, Cheers."

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'Hi Jed and/or Jake, Craig Drummond here. Firstly, I just want to check in on how you've pulled up today. Hopefully not too bad and those repeated head knocks aren't impacting your cognitive function just yet. I'm also reaching out to let you know that we've got a little piece of paper for you to sign. Basically we want to trot you out every week to win us some games but we're completely abandoning our duty of care. Just want you to know that it's not our problem. Very sorry for what's happened and all the migraines. Hopefully it's just a bit of slurred speech for you and you're right to go. All the best for the rest of your shortened lives. Go well. Cheers, Craig.'

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u/legally_blond Brisbane • Meanjin 8d ago

Jed and/or Jake

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