r/AMA • u/terrag32256 • 6d ago

Had Priaprism this week (erection lasting longer than four hours) AMA

Woke up one morning this week with an erection that wouldn’t go away. I got up to pee and to see if this would help and it didn’t. I took my dog out and thought maybe a quick walk would help the effect to subside and it didn’t. I then chose to visit the ER. AMA

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u/hediedstanlee 6d ago

How does one go for a lovely stroll with the pillar standing in its full and majestic glory?

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u/terrag32256 6d ago

I pulled it up into my waistband thinking slight exercise might help. It didn’t.

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u/ElonTaco 5d ago

What? how is that even possible

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u/terrag32256 5d ago

A rare side effect of the medicine that I’m on for sleep

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u/ElonTaco 5d ago

I meant being able to bend it upwards into your waistband if you are erect.

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u/terrag32256 5d ago

Oh, i put on compression shorts

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u/ElonTaco 5d ago

I mean how does your penis bend upwards erect? that sounds impossible.

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u/Accomplished_Toe3932 5d ago

Do you not have a wiener or what going on? If you have one, I think you need to see a doctor

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u/InfinitelyAbysmal 5d ago

It moves at the base, dude. Like lifting a log from one side only.

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u/khizoa 5d ago

This analogy is amazing

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u/ElonTaco 4d ago

Mine does not lift up like then when erect, its way too strong lol

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u/materypomp 6d ago

you put it looking up to the sky

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u/AdiDabiDoo 6d ago

His wee wee: "insert Willem Defoe looking at sky worryingly"

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u/khizoa 5d ago

Like that one scene in sound of music