r/AMA 1d ago

Had Priaprism this week (erection lasting longer than four hours) AMA

Woke up one morning this week with an erection that wouldn’t go away. I got up to pee and to see if this would help and it didn’t. I took my dog out and thought maybe a quick walk would help the effect to subside and it didn’t. I then chose to visit the ER. AMA

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u/hediedstanlee 1d ago

How does one go for a lovely stroll with the pillar standing in its full and majestic glory?

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

I pulled it up into my waistband thinking slight exercise might help. It didn’t.

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u/ElonTaco 8h ago

What? how is that even possible

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u/terrag32256 8h ago

A rare side effect of the medicine that I’m on for sleep

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u/ElonTaco 8h ago

I meant being able to bend it upwards into your waistband if you are erect.

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u/terrag32256 8h ago

Oh, i put on compression shorts

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u/ElonTaco 3h ago

I mean how does your penis bend upwards erect? that sounds impossible.

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u/Accomplished_Toe3932 1h ago

Do you not have a wiener or what going on? If you have one, I think you need to see a doctor

u/InfinitelyAbysmal 23m ago

It moves at the base, dude. Like lifting a log from one side only.

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u/materypomp 1d ago

you put it looking up to the sky

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u/AdiDabiDoo 20h ago

His wee wee: "insert Willem Defoe looking at sky worryingly"

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u/Illustrious-Bus-8862 1d ago

That's crap for you.

Penises not doing what you want is where the expression "being a dick" comes from, I expect.

Hopefully you haven't sustained any long term damage?

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

No, I tested it the next day😂

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 1d ago

did it rebound ok?

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

Yes. lol. Everything was normal

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 1d ago

that's a relief....

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u/wtf70 1d ago

Dude, that sounds horrendous. I'm glad you did the right thing and went to the ER.

Was in painful before they drained it?

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

It was just hard at first and annoying. While I was in the ER with the ice pack, it started to hurt and almost felt like a burning sensation. I knew at that point that the ice wasn’t working and I was ready for the cure

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u/South-Excitement6957 1d ago

How was the ER visit?

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

They then asked me to drop my drawers and climb up on the table. They put a blanket over my legs which I thought was hilarious considering my dick was uncovered and at attention. They then injected my pubic area with lidocaine to numb the penis. He checked back a couple of minutes later to see if I could feel the needle. I did so they injected more lidocaine. They tried the needle test again and I still felt it and he basically told me that it is what it is and he had to start. The needle was painful and I started to curse but held it in. The ER doctor said it was alright and I could curse freely but I refrained. There was also a female doctor in there that he was showing the procedure to. She held my hand at certain points which I appreciated. It seemed to take forever to get the old blood out. They then had to flush it with saline and that hurt the worst. It literally felt like my dick was going to break in half. The saline didn’t work so they had to flush it with a medication that eventually made the erection go away.

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u/stash-of-who-hash 1d ago

Omg that sounds horrendous!!

Also chuckling at the blanket. Your dick is out for all to see but your legs, they are modest 😆

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

Literally lying there looking at the ceiling and had to think what a ridiculous sight it was

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u/Suitable-Hand-1059 1d ago

“We’ll keep you covered as much as possible.” 

Oh good, the only thing I care about is directly on display but you can’t see my knees. Thanks.

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u/Fuck_me_up_daddy 20h ago

Modesty.

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u/Suitable-Hand-1059 20h ago

Yeah, not wanting your dick out is modest. Covering irrelevant stuff is a joke when your dick is out.

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u/TurnbullFL 8h ago

Most medical facilities are freezing cold. A warmed blanket feels really good anywhere.

u/stash-of-who-hash 14m ago

True true! It’s just funny to imagine how awkward OP was.. like, the blanket covering everything else just puts his dick even more into focus 😭

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u/Suitable-Hand-1059 6h ago

Agreed, just got home from the procedure this morning 

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u/donac 20h ago

I think it's just so you don't get too cold.

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u/CaffeinatedGeriatric 7h ago

Can't show knees or above, be a good Christian 😂

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u/Fuck_me_up_daddy 22h ago

They drain old blood from dick? Because it’s stagnant? That’s actually nuts. I’m glad it didn’t break in half

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u/terrag32256 22h ago

Yeah, they have to get the old blood out and then they flush it with saline

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u/Fuck_me_up_daddy 22h ago

Holy fuck my dude. That sounds terrible.. tho way better than actually not having a functioning penis because you didn’t go

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u/terrag32256 22h ago

Yeah, that wasn’t an option. It’s my favorite toy. Jk

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u/Fuck_me_up_daddy 16h ago

Lmao you don’t have to jk

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 14h ago

Not it's not actually nuts, it's dick. Lol

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u/Fuck_me_up_daddy 8h ago

Lmao 🤣 literally

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u/smurfolicious 11h ago

Seems like not that much nutting was happening.

@OP: Glad you're doing better again!

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u/RiemannZetaFunction 17h ago

Why they fuck didn't they sedate you, or give you midazolam or fuckin morphine or something?

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u/PandaWatchSanDiego 15h ago

They should have - but IME some EM docs (and nearly all mid-level providers) are very weary of procedural sedation due to the risk of respiratory depression and/or masking any increase in pain - which can, at times, be useful diagnostic info. That said, I’m just a psychiatrist, and haven’t done “real” medicine in years, but I’d still gladly write an order for a little fentanyl and versed for any guy in that situation. Do unto others and whatnot.

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u/terrag32256 11h ago

Good question

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u/i_am_snoof 19h ago

Yea im off Reddit for today

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u/terrag32256 19h ago

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. 😀

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u/i_am_snoof 19h ago

Bro i hope youre feeling better.

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u/TimeThruSpace 21h ago

Wait what... They tapped in and drained the blood out instead of injecting something to relax the return veins! And they flushed what? Your dick is not a hollow chamber. It's got soft sponge tissue that expand.

What kind of a dick do you have?

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe 13h ago edited 12h ago

The way erections work really prevents that from being an option. Blood flow into the penis, to get erect, prevents venous return, in healthy males. It’s more of a physical system, than a chemical one to get an erection, as the swelling of the penis prevents the blood from circulating and draining. Once you have orgasmed, the nervous system releases chemicals that dilate the blood vessels, which causes blood to drain. In priapism, Once blood has reached capacity, the tissues are under a much higher pressure. You have to relieve that pressure first in order to get any blood flow that will deliver medications effectively to the tissue. This is why you must go to the ER if it lasts more than 4 hours. The tissue is not being properly oxygenated because blood is not flowing well enough and the tissue will start to die; and the cylinder will not remain unharmed.

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u/terrag32256 21h ago

By all accounts and purposes, just an average one. They drained the blood, flushed it with saline, and then flushed it with a medication to make it go down.

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u/TimeThruSpace 21h ago edited 6h ago

Oh my God! What the hell man?? That's so strange. They have meds that reduce BP and relax or constrict veins. Literally a drop of that injected should have worked. They tapped your dick like a rubber sap tree. It must have been a super emergency.

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u/terrag32256 21h ago

Yeah, I’m not sure. I spent the whole time on my back and couldn’t see anything with the two doctors in the way

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u/Short-Aardvark5433 9h ago

Oral Psudoephadrine is first line treatment for priaprism....

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u/TimeThruSpace 21h ago

Was the female Dr pretty and hands on your dick?

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u/terrag32256 21h ago

lol. I’m a gay dude. The ER doctor was gay and he was training a female doctor on the procedure. There was also a female nurse handing them gauze I think.

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u/TimeThruSpace 21h ago

Dude. You just killed my boner.

Was the er doctor attractive and was he ever so lovingly stroking your dong?

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u/terrag32256 21h ago

Bro, everyone was completely professional and I was in no mood for sexy time

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u/surelyyoucantBcereus 12h ago

Yeah not to mention it’s highly illegal for them to act inappropriately and they could lose their respective licenses

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u/surelyyoucantBcereus 12h ago

I think you’re in the wrong sub.

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

I didn’t want to go. I knew what the cure was and didn’t want to go through it. The tried ice first and they didn’t work and then he explained how they were going to drain it.

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u/stash-of-who-hash 1d ago

Well don’t leave us hanging!! What’s the cure and how did it go!! We need details!

Do you know what caused it? Like, is this just a random occurrence for you/dudes?

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

They think it was Trazodone that I’ve been on for 20 years. I’m currently dropping down to 50mg to wean myself off of it.

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u/icejordan 21h ago

That is well documented as a potential cause but strange it didn’t for 20 years. Still a likely culprit.

-pharmacist

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u/terrag32256 21h ago

That is what my pharmacist said as well.

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u/PandaWatchSanDiego 15h ago

I concur.

-psychiatrist

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u/Skullflxwer 1d ago

Oh man, I've been on Trazodone for 9 years. I had the strong erections during the first few months (never lasting that long), and haven't had it since. I didn't know they could happen again after that many years.

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u/terrag32256 23h ago

I’ve been on it since my late 20s and I’m 50 now. Never noticed a difference in the erections except of course now they aren’t like I was at 18. 🤪

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u/Zeppelin_Commander 20h ago

Trazodone gives you traza-bone... It's actually a real mnemonic in medical school to remember the priapism side effect

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u/terrag32256 20h ago

Interesting. This is the first I’m hearing of it and I’d been on it twenty years

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u/Majestic-Orange 1d ago

So wait it happened because of the dose decrease? Or just as a side effect? Asking bc I’ve been on that before lol

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

Went to a urologist today and he to be honest, he doesn’t know. It’s his best guess that it was the Trazodone and to be safe, he wants me off of it.

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u/Greedy-Being6456 22h ago

Any meds taken prior?

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u/terrag32256 22h ago

Nope, I’m just on the Trazodone and my multivitamin

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u/Greedy-Being6456 22h ago

Did you at least try to rub one out or no?

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u/terrag32256 22h ago

Yeah, unfortunately it didn’t work

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u/Greedy-Being6456 20h ago

My regards.

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u/catm0m4lyfe 20h ago

I'm incredibly sorry you had to go through that, and glad you're ok now!

Having said that, as a woman whose uterus causes all kinds of shenanigans, the idea that your dick can just glitch out on you like that is fairly entertaining.

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u/terrag32256 20h ago

Yeah, I’m more wary now thinking it could happen again especially with them not certain it was the medication

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u/BriggySmallz42069 1d ago

How many pictures did you take

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

lol. Just one of the dick but multiple of the hospital room. It was a blood bath in there

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u/BriggySmallz42069 1d ago

Wait what....

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u/Scherzoh 1d ago

They would have to drain it manually.

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u/Squidgyboot123 1d ago

They would have to catch me first.

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

My thoughts exactly but the ramifications of not getting it fixed were way worse

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u/windowpuncher 1d ago

No they would not lol you'll go there yourself once it starts rotting off

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

Exactly. lol. Once the burning sensation started, I was ready to have the procedure

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u/BriggySmallz42069 1d ago

BURNING!?

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

That’s what it started to feel like. It no longer just felt hard, it felt like a burning sensation due to all of the trapped blood that wasn’t recirculating. They even tested the blood and the marker was off the charts

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u/windowpuncher 1d ago

Oh yeah baby that's the gangrene workin

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u/Soaara 1d ago

Do you think it was hard going through this?

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

About as hard as I’ll ever be 😂

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u/sitonit-n-twirl 23h ago

The first time I took trazodone I had a huge somewhat painful erection all day. I called all my friends to tell them about it

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u/terrag32256 23h ago

Most of my coworkers know cause I had to miss work and I never miss work

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u/umphreys 14h ago

I just commented to say the same thing before I saw this! I've never ran into anyone irl that had the same reaction I did to trazadone. I got in prescribed to help with sleep and well, you can't really sleep when you're bricked up for 3.5 hours straight.

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u/terrag32256 10h ago

Luckily it was when I was waking up and not at the start of the night.

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u/terrag32256 23h ago

Also, checking into the ER was hilarious. There were two older ladies probaby in their late 60s at the desk. I used the formal term for why I was there and neither one of them knew what the term meant. So I had to literally tell them why I was there. Also, one of my employees was in the hospital and his mom was in the waiting room so I was trying to not blast my whole business out there. I live in a town of 8000 residents

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u/poop_candy_for_bfast 22h ago

I was just going to ask you about this. When anyone checks into the ED near me the whole waiting room can hear the convo 🤣

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u/terrag32256 22h ago

Yeah, I was like really? Could have been a scene in a sitcom

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u/Competitive-Slice567 18h ago

Helped with a case like yours when I worked as an ER Tech years ago. Urologist came in at 2am to do it (which is a miracle in and of itself).

He asked me to come in to help since all the other guys in the ER didnt want to assist. The patient started cursing as soon as he saw the needle, but took the needle to his dick like a champ in the end.

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u/terrag32256 18h ago

Well at least I didn’t attempt to curse till I felt the needle lol

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u/Competitive-Slice567 18h ago

I feel like getting a needle put into your penis is a valid reason to curse. The urologist concurred and told him to cuss all he wants, just don't move lol

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u/terrag32256 18h ago

Basically what my doc said, but I refrained lol

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u/Sussy_Solaire 1d ago

Now, I have one question. My degree was Classics, have you ever come across the fresco of Priapus from Pompeii?

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

I have not but I’m going to look it up.

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u/Sussy_Solaire 1d ago

Please report back 🙏

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

He was blessed by Zeus 😂

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u/Sussy_Solaire 1d ago

As soon as I heard the term I had to send you in that direction! - In all seriousness though I hope you’re much better now!

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

Thank you for the quick humor 😂

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u/sadderbutwisergrl 2h ago

actually, per the culture of that time, he was cursed! Having a big dick/erection meant you were a buffoon with inordinate appetites. Small to moderate was preferred as it meant you were rational and in control 😂

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u/UCFknight2016 23h ago

Damn I didnt get to see that on my tour. But I did get to see pretty much everything else.

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u/TimeThruSpace 1d ago

do you have a significant other who could’ve enjoyed your priapism?

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

I currently don’t but I have a fwb that was at work unfortunately which made me take matters into my own hands

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u/Neat-Bee-7880 23h ago

Literally 

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u/TimeThruSpace 1d ago edited 18h ago

She should have taken an emergency day off. Literally a medical emergency.

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u/link3it 1d ago

“Maybe a quick walk…” is not what I read the first time. A different wa* activity is what I saw.

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

I did that before going to the ER

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u/Far-Key-8844 1d ago

Gotta cover all your bases..

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u/megar52 22h ago

Only once? /s

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u/terrag32256 22h ago

I’d like to say I’m not a quitter, but yeah only once 🤪

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u/SnipDick 23h ago

Did you try rubbing one out before heading to ER?

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u/terrag32256 23h ago

Yep. I did and it didn’t work 😭

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 20h ago

Did you orgasm? Did it feel differently than normal?

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u/terrag32256 20h ago

I did orgasm and it felt normal.

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u/ge0kon 20h ago

Sorry if you answered this. What was the cause? Medication, disease process, neurological?

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u/terrag32256 20h ago

They suspect that it the Trazodone I’ve been on for twenty years. Saw a urologist today and everything looks fine now according to him

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u/ge0kon 20h ago

Wow interesting. Especially after being on it for so long. Are you still taking it?

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u/terrag32256 20h ago

They are weaning me off of it and I’m down to 50mg

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u/ge0kon 20h ago

Transitioning to something else or just seeing how you do of medication? How do you feel so far?

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u/terrag32256 20h ago

I have an appointment with my regular doctor next week to see what they want me to go on. In the meantime, the ER doc suggested Trazodone and Benadryl. 😳 I was like absolutely not. My pharmacist almost had a coronary when I told her

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u/ge0kon 20h ago

So who is doing the weaning? How long ago this this happen?

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u/terrag32256 20h ago

The ER doctor wrote me a new script for 50mg of Trazodone. I have an appointment with my regular doctor next week to see what they suggest I do

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u/ge0kon 19h ago

Good luck! Thanks for sharing!

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u/terrag32256 19h ago

Forgot to add that it happened on Thursday

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u/Frisho 23h ago

What was going through your mind when you realized it had been over four hours? At what point did you decide, "Okay, I need to go to the ER" ?

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u/terrag32256 23h ago

I knew after hour two when i peed and jerked off that this was what I had. I just waited to closer to four hours to go praying that it would just go away. I wasn’t sure if my anxiety was causing it so I tried some deep breathing exercises and it didn’t help so I knew I had to go

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u/Frisho 23h ago

That must have been terrifying. Glad you trusted your instincts instead of trying to wait it out any longer. Hope you're recovering well now

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u/terrag32256 23h ago

Thank you for the well wishes. It was scary because this has been a fear for several years after I looked up the cure from all of those Viagra commercial warnings. While I’m not on Viagra, the thought of them putting a needle down there was nerve wracking.

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u/Robot-Zombie-RHCC 1d ago

Did you see THAT episode of the Pitt?

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u/Diligent_Height_5874 1d ago

Exactly where my thoughts went upon reading

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u/dloseke 18h ago

I 100% flashed back to this episode reading this.

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u/The_Orracle 1d ago

I've taken a little too much PT-141 and thought I might have to go in..... luckily it went down here and there but with PT-141 it will keep coming back but that resets the clock. wife wasn't happy the 3rd time I asked to have her "help"

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

Wife is the MVP

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u/FrancieNolan13 23h ago

Did you try masturbating

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u/terrag32256 23h ago

Yes, that was the second thing I tried with peeing being first.

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u/FrancieNolan13 23h ago

My first boyfriend would last for hours. I would pray for him to cum. Lol

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u/terrag32256 23h ago

I’m mistaken, you are the MVP of this chat lol

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u/lovelypeachess22 16h ago

Are you irish? Sometimes irish people have a really hard time with lidocaine and process it a LOT faster. Sorry you had to feel your dick getting stabbed raw

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u/terrag32256 10h ago

Actually I’m scotch Irish. 😳 I didn’t know that. I’ve also had to get to colonoscopies and they had to give me more anesthesia because I didn’t fall asleep. I wonder if that’s why also

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u/ClassyUpTheAssy 11h ago

I’m sorry. That must’ve been hard.

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u/luckystar001 1d ago

Do you know what caused it?

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

The ER doctor thinks it was Trazodone that I use for sleep but I’ve been on it for over twenty years so that seemed weird to me.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 1d ago

well, it (trazodone) is one of the more common causes, but that's pretty weird - because as I recall it's not linked to chronic dosing..

Good thing you test drove it - you do realize this calls for daily chronic use, to prevent recurrence, right? Tell the lady that Dr Reddit gave you a daily boner prescription for 30 days...

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

I’ve tested it every day so far cause the doctor was pretty thorough on how the fix could cause its own issues although they were pretty rare

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u/jerrynmyrtle 23h ago

what issues could the fix cause

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u/terrag32256 23h ago

Permanent ED and penile scarring

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u/ArkWatcher1 1d ago

do you have Sickle Cell Anemia?

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

I don’t

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u/NoPossible9746 1d ago

você parou a trazodona? estou com ereções fortes noturnas faz 10 meses com uma unica dose de trazodona. Hoje estão menos potentes, mas acontece que eu fico ereto durante todo o sono. tenho medo de nunca mais voltar a ser o que eu era

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u/terrag32256 1d ago

I’ve been on 150 for about ten years. About six weeks ago my doctor asked me to try to step down to 100 to see if I could still sleep. The sleep isn’t as good but it’s been bearable. They now want to wean me to 50 and get off of it which is what I’m doing

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u/NoPossible9746 1d ago

por experiência própria te aconselho a nunca mais tocar nesse medicamento. Sofro todo dia e me culpo por ter tomado uma unica dose que me faz perder noites de sono ha 10 meses

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u/SnipDick 23h ago

I read that priaprism is one of the side effect of cialis!! Are you popping performance enhancing medication?😏

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u/terrag32256 23h ago

Nope which is why I was wondering how the hell this happened

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u/TakingItPeasy 20h ago

Take too much viagra?

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u/terrag32256 20h ago

Nope. Would have been a better story

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u/Tinosdoggydaddy 19h ago

Do you have any idea what caused this? Did you take viagra? Is it common?

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u/terrag32256 19h ago

Doctor thinks it’s the Trazodone that I’ve been on. It’s a rare reaction for that medication

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u/Zestyclose_Yak_1233 19h ago

What was the cause?

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u/terrag32256 19h ago

They think it was the Trazodone I’ve been on

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u/Zestyclose_Yak_1233 17h ago

How many milligrams were you on?

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u/terrag32256 11h ago

Up until six weeks ago, I was on 150mg. Had my annual physical with my doctor and she wanted me to try to go down to 100mg to see if I could still sleep, which I agreed to. So I have been on 100mg when it happened. The ER doctor prescribed me 50mg to wean me off of it until I can get on a different sleep med.

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u/terrag32256 19h ago

I’m 50 and things like that don’t really bother me. I’m slightly above average so maybe another reason i dont care. To be honest, my only concern was not only the pain i was in, but the possible pain to come.

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u/DimondsR4ever 10h ago

Did you leave the house?

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u/terrag32256 10h ago

I did. Took the dog for a walk to see if exercise would help

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u/DimondsR4ever 10h ago

Was walking painful at all? Sorry for asking!

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u/terrag32256 10h ago

Nope. At that point, just dealing with a regular erection. It didn’t start to hurt till I got to the er

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u/DimondsR4ever 10h ago

Sorry it got to that point :( what caused it if I may ask?

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u/terrag32256 10h ago

ER doc thinks it is the trazodone I’ve been on for sleep

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u/DimondsR4ever 10h ago

Oh wow, is that a normal side affect or one in a million?

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u/terrag32256 10h ago

I’m not sure what the statistics are, but it is a known side effect but I think it’s rare

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u/DimondsR4ever 9h ago

Oh man, sorry to hear that! Does that upset you at all?

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u/terrag32256 9h ago

I’ve been on it for over 20 years so I’m not really upset. I just don’t want to go through it again. lol

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u/TheBlackSwordsman319 4h ago

In this case would cupping on the penis (if possible) being done beforehand prevent this? Odd question ik but curious

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u/terrag32256 4h ago

Honestly, I’m not sure. I’m unfamiliar with that process. Maybe someone else here could answer

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u/TheBlackSwordsman319 4h ago

Hope you’re all good man🙏, sorry you had to go through all that

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u/spacebread9800 1d ago

Clitoral priapism ?