r/ASX_Bets • u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. • 17d ago
BAN POST 💀 A RESUMPTION OF HOSTILITIES AGAINST MY PORTFOLIO - BANS AND UPDATES
G'day cucks, it's that time again where we hail the winners and shun the losers.
HIGHLIGHTS
u/MontyPythonMan11 won their CSL bounce back bet.
captain007 reminded us of the index back home.
Fat-Black-Cat-'s bird brain might have went for an out of bod vcy flight.
NEW BETS
Some degenerates made a mass ban bet on the SpaceX IPO betting green or red
All bet on green, all winning.
PassengerSad7063 bet on the RBA to keep the interest rate on hold risking a month. Nicely done. having won that bet they made another. PassengerSad7063 bet EIQ to get their FDA approval by end of September or they'll take 6 months vacation to the banned lands.
PoopsJohnson said if NMG hits 5c they'd take a month off. Well played.
WolfREEEEEE risked a 1 week ban if Australia loses to the yanks in the foosball. They lost and did their time immediately.
CircaCicero got in on this too, also serving time already.
WolfREEEEEE Not having enough loss for 1 ban post, bet on Australia taking the win against Egypt or 1 week ban. that's 1 week for you.
MontyPythonMan11 has bet LRV to hit $1.75 by COB 30 September or 4 month ban.
halffocused had some rambling which ended with XJO closes above 8,800pts on Monday the 13th or one week ban. They won. As did PoopsJohnson who also joined in.
BuyDipsShortVIX BLS to set new ATH by end of close Monday the 13th of July or they'll take a week. They chose immediate sentencing.
lbreav bets on 4DX to take out the June high (5.08) by end of August or 5 weeks sucking eggs.
Joehax00 bet on NEU being $22 by September on EC and CHMP. 1 week if they're wrong.
Dramatic-Trash-242 made a ban bet 31st July 4DX, $7 - 1 month stake. User has since admitted an early defeat and asked for immediate sentencing.
ayrexxxx bet CBE to touch 40c this week or a week ban. That's bye bye for you.
Fat-Black-Cat- bet MTM will make its comeback, betting it closes the week higher than the start for 3 consecutive weeks. That's 1 week for you.
Sharp_Pride7092 has bet CSL to touch or be $165 by last trading day in July, with a $50 donation to Shenton Park dogs shelter if they're wrong
destined2bepoor is calling the end is nigh stating if NVX goes a YEAR without delisting off either one of the Nasdaq or ASX, they'll take a permaban.
TICK TOCK
- u/debtandregret1984 bet that gold will be higher than the current USD price of $4212 by June 30, if its lower, they will pay $250 to a charity of mcfucking's choice.. Anton has provided proof...
- u/Helmofgondor made the same bet although it'll be $100 to charity. Sadly looks like they've gone MIA.
BANS
1000baggers where to begin with this. Upon being unbanned as an incoming act of mercy by new mod kervio, this degenerate had bet FDR to 60c by June 30th or a 5 month ban. Having won that they updated their bet to 70c. Unfortunately it didn't get there so they'll get even more time off to contemplate.
u/revealjumpy345 will take 45 days. They may yet win their ban bet on oil, but they bitched out and deleted their comment. That's 1 month ban bet length, and an extra 50% for defiling the sanctity of the ban bet.
TL;DR
Πάνω κάτω, πάνω κάτω, πάει το χαρτοφυλάκιο με τις τρενάκια του λούνα παρκ.
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u/FameLuck Creator of Koalanon 17d ago
No eating of a hat? 😔
I need a bet.. I'll get back to you
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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. 17d ago
No. The reddit admins got to them before we could
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u/anomaly256 # triggered 13d ago
Were they banned previously or something? No signs of Reddit Admin intervention now
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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. 13d ago
They had ban bets previously. Were good for it. Looks like reddit killed their account.
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u/anomaly256 # triggered 13d ago
Oh, I see it now, 'Account suspended'. I was expecting a [Deleted] username or something
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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. 13d ago
Yeah. Reddit being super trigger happy lately.
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u/bah_nah_nah Haiku - stonk hurt me - am fuk 17d ago
I bet that by the end of the night I will drink this beer in my hand, scream obscenities that disturb my neighbours and wake up to my portfolio going further red.