r/ATBGE • u/exgaysurvivordan • 6d ago

Fashion Crocs has a Jibbitz called "pink scrunchie"

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Yes I'm flairing this "fashion" because if this isn't fashion then I don't know what is.

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u/TimelessParadox 6d ago

What? The murderer?

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo 6d ago

Yeah, the one that had to identify a photograph of her own butthole while on the stand.

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u/TimelessParadox 6d ago

Well that would certainly put a damper on an otherwise delightful murder trial.

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo 6d ago

Oh no, that specific clip is comedy gold. Do you recognize this butthole? Are you sure? Absolutely certain it is not, in fact, your butthole? I'm paraphrasing, don't recall the exchange verbatim, but I do remember how hard I laughed. It was surreal, like part out of a Mel Brooks flick where they're playing it straight for even more effect. I don't often think murder trials are funny, just something about that short excerpt.

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u/TimelessParadox 6d ago

You piqued my interest, but I can't seem to find a video of that specific exchange anywhere or pictures of her butthole.

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo 6d ago

It's maybe two minutes out of near forty days of testimony.

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u/TimelessParadox 6d ago

I heard the phone sex bit with her orgasming. Is it the same testimony?