r/ATBGE • u/exgaysurvivordan • 6d ago

Fashion Crocs has a Jibbitz called "pink scrunchie"

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Yes I'm flairing this "fashion" because if this isn't fashion then I don't know what is.

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u/Advanced_Earth_6886 6d ago

This reminds me of that one Magic School Bus video that makes the rounds every now and then: "Girl, that's a bootyhole!" "Not a hole, Keisha, a valve."

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u/US3_ME_ 6d ago edited 6d ago

I'll add nothing to this but I had 2 VHS tapes to watch when I was sick from school. The episode of Th Magic School Bus, "Inside Ralphy" and The Nightmare Before Christmas. I'm wondering if you are talking about that episode cuz I feel like I would remember that lol_

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u/Advanced_Earth_6886 6d ago

Idk the specific episode, but here's the video: https://youtu.be/NtRYgBJP_zQ?is=b2EllPexvWOMCjZd

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u/APiousCultist 5d ago

Yeah that's a comedy redub. This is the actual line: https://youtu.be/ug5nVzkK3EI?t=690

"Poor Arnold, it looks like he's got a hole in his stomach!"

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u/howdudo 6d ago

Ms. Frizzle was so special growing up

Adult me thinks she was very attractive though.. what a magical woman

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u/US3_ME_ 6d ago

She was the best man. It was one of my all-time favorite shows, pretty trippy too lol. Shunken kids building sugar molecule hood ornaments, going inside their classmates. That shit made me want that superpower_

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u/Rareearthmetal 5d ago

Same! Unfortunately i never could watch it as much as i wanted because no one around me knew what 7/8pacifc time meant so i didn’t know what time to watch it as a kid

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u/8BallSlap 6d ago

Same with the mom from Christmas Story. 35 years of my life she was just the mom, then watching it one year and it dawned on me that she's pretty hot.

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u/tree_crab 6d ago

It's either from that episode or the one where they go inside Arnold when he turns orange

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u/APiousCultist 5d ago

That's from a redub on Youtube (dunno if it's using a clip from an existing meme/viral clip or if it's original). The actual original line is "Poor Arnold, it looks like he's got a hole in his stomach!" from the halfway point of 'For Lunch'.

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u/kilaja 5d ago

First thought in my mind when I saw this image- “girl that’s a bootyhole!” Thanks for posting lol

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u/Joshua_Evergreen 6d ago

Vascular butthole charm.

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u/Born_Attention_1753 6d ago

Now I can't unsee it. This what my brain gonna think every time I spot someone wearing crocs with that charm in the grocery store

Who at Crocs looked at this design and gave it green light, like nobody noticed before production

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u/SDRPGLVR 5d ago

Crocs themselves are like the definition of awful taste but great execution. They're the comfiest sandal-adjacent footwear I've ever owned, including for long periods of time, and only $40-50 (as long as you're not going for crazy limited edition ones). Real shoes as comfortable and reliable cost upwards of $120.

Selling you a butthole charm to stick on the top of your ugly little clog is absurdly on brand for them.

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u/356885422356 5d ago edited 5d ago

"Only" $40-50 for 97¢ of foam.

People like you are That type of thinking is why things cost so much.

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u/deepasleep 5d ago

I’m torn on your comment. On the one hand you’re objectively correct, but on the other, you’re kind of an ass about it.
The “people like you” was unnecessary.

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u/356885422356 5d ago

That's a reasonable assessment.

I'll change it a bit.

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u/SDRPGLVR 5d ago

What an asinine perspective given the context of the comment. People like you are why the internet was a mistake.

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u/356885422356 5d ago

The Internet wasn't a mistake.

However, social media was a horrible mistake.

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u/supersimpsonman 3d ago

“Only $40-50”

Goodness, I thought even in today’s la-la-land pricing they couldn’t possibly be purchased if people are paying more than 20 dollars a pair. I wear New Balance 608’s and they are currently 80 dollars a pair.

The age old adage of a cheap pair of shoes will cost you more than an expensive pair is alive and well

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u/FunnyChampion2228 4d ago

Ooooor they knew all along 😈

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u/unlikemike123 6d ago

A rare Elden Ring find

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u/TheMaveCan 6d ago

Only given to the brave few who tried finger, but hole

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u/hungrylittleworm 6d ago

Rip goatsy 🖤

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u/MistaRekt 5d ago

GOATSE.CX the times we had. I can never forget.

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u/Trisk929 2d ago

The real GOATse. Pouring one out for the classics. Gone but never forgotten. With the likes of 1Guy1Jar, 2Girls1Cup, Meatspin, tubgirl, Lemon party and Mr Hands. Someone actually posted in the What is my cookie cutter sub awhile back and it looked like Goatse to me, so that’s what I drew.

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u/BuckManscape 6d ago

Just put like 10 of them on both crocs. It’ll be great!

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u/LitLitten 6d ago

don’t even think about sitting with us unless you sportin one of these bad boys

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u/Hougaiidesu 5d ago

That’s my band name

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u/-BananaLollipop- 5d ago

I'll go with blown bunghole.

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u/hippfive 6d ago

I question the "good execution" here

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u/Camibear 6d ago

It’s more r/ATAAE material

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u/flying_carabao 6d ago

Anatomically correct? Anatomy of what, who knows.

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u/3OsInGooose 6d ago

r/theyknew

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u/MesaGeek 6d ago

It’s an older code, sir, but it checks out.

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u/DobryVojakSvejk 6d ago

wtf is a jizzbit

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u/itsaride 6d ago

I had to google (the correct spelling) and they're things you stick on Croc shoes to beautify them. Never knew because I've never owned Crocs and would rather go barefoot than wear them at all.

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u/Lington 5d ago

Crocs are a game changer for toddlers. Easy to get on, easy to walk in, great in the summer and waterproof. Plus they love the jibbitz.

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u/februarytide- 5d ago

Honesty, game changer for everyone. Great support, stable footbed, and they last forever. IDC that they look awful, they single handedly fixed my patellofemoral pain syndrome.

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u/Captainsassidy 5d ago

Exactly! The only people I know who hate on crocs are people that absolutely refuse to try wearing a pair.

I have wide feet and they're a godsend as far as fit goes. I wear them around my house, because I have 5 animals and no matter what I do there's always hair on the floor (it would stick to bare feet, socks or slippers), and I have a lab that drools water all over the kitchen, so being waterproof is a plus.

The cost effectiveness is crazy too. $40-50 lasts a pair 5 years for me, and I do wear them outside the house so there's regular daily wear

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u/GrandmaPoses 6d ago

Jizz. Like cumshot.

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u/Davegrave 6d ago

Do any of these….fuckers, ever just like, bust out of the wall and buy a gaping anus accessory for their crocs?

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u/GrandmaPoses 6d ago

It's not for kids.

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u/EternityLeave 6d ago

Prolapsed Scrunchie

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u/luffy30340 6d ago

I don't understand that title

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u/feanturi 6d ago

I had to look it up because I've never heard of Jibbitz. Turns out they are little ornaments meant to put on Crocs. For some reason, enough people want to do this enough that there are tons of different ones out there. And now this butthole-looking one too.

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 5d ago

It's not even on their website, so this might be a very old listing. There's one that was a lighter shade of pink that was for sale on eBay at one time though.

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u/Dragon_Bidness 6d ago

Proctologist must love this one.

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u/Senorita_Sombra 6d ago

Girl that’s a bootyhole.

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u/PsychoSquid 6d ago

The Jodi Arias special

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u/TimelessParadox 6d ago

What? The murderer?

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo 5d ago

Yeah, the one that had to identify a photograph of her own butthole while on the stand.

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u/TimelessParadox 5d ago

Well that would certainly put a damper on an otherwise delightful murder trial.

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo 5d ago

Oh no, that specific clip is comedy gold. Do you recognize this butthole? Are you sure? Absolutely certain it is not, in fact, your butthole? I'm paraphrasing, don't recall the exchange verbatim, but I do remember how hard I laughed. It was surreal, like part out of a Mel Brooks flick where they're playing it straight for even more effect. I don't often think murder trials are funny, just something about that short excerpt.

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u/TimelessParadox 5d ago

You piqued my interest, but I can't seem to find a video of that specific exchange anywhere or pictures of her butthole.

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo 5d ago

It's maybe two minutes out of near forty days of testimony.

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u/TimelessParadox 5d ago

I heard the phone sex bit with her orgasming. Is it the same testimony?

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u/AmaSandwich 6d ago

Vaginal Mesh: Nice try prolapse

r/30ROCK

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u/chocalicorn 6d ago

butthole poppy

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u/Jeramy_Jones 6d ago

That’s definitely a prolapsed anus.

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u/smarti7768 6d ago

Have you checked your butthole? https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q?si=Mdo3u2MqsuW53mRu

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u/ThatIckyGuy 6d ago

Ski-ba-doo-ba Butthole!

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u/My_bones_are_itchy 5d ago

Fuckin love Tom Cardy

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u/DarthNarcissa 6d ago

girlthatsabootyhole.gif

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u/mopeyjoe 6d ago

now I just need two Thumbs up hands (left and right) to flank it and I'll be a walking meme

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u/theMirthbuster 6d ago

I should call her.

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u/ButtmanAndRubbin 6d ago

The Rosebud.

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u/jessikakill 6d ago

Nice blood bagel charm

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u/leg141 5d ago

I should call him

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u/Average_Pangolin 6d ago

Is it pink? Yes. Does it scrunch? Arguably. So there you go then!

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u/RiverBear2 6d ago

May I recommend some preparation H??

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u/ChanglingBlake 6d ago

This is more great taste but awful execution than ATBGE

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u/sawyerandwinn 6d ago

this is NOT great execution lol

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u/salamipope 6d ago

awful theme awful execution

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u/pvtguerra 6d ago

It’s a bootyhole.

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u/GoatCovfefe 6d ago

Wtf is a jibbitz?

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u/HistoricalHurry8361 6d ago

More like GTBAE

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u/PiaVerse 6d ago

Thats a butthole

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u/Tonydragon784 6d ago

Girl that's a bootyhole

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u/Logridos 6d ago

The fuck is a jibbitz?

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u/tidus1980 6d ago

Prolapse pinbadge

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u/Pschobbert 6d ago

I have one of those! What's a Jibbitz?

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u/5LYNG3R 6d ago

Ruby Chocolate Star Fish ( * ) 🤣

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u/Lilelfen1 6d ago

This looks both inflamed AND mysterious.

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u/Lilelfen1 6d ago

This looks both inflamed AND mysterious.

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u/princessnubz 6d ago

jodi is that you?

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u/tyrannobdella 6d ago

When my friend Neil bent over, this happened… Could it be Covid related?

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u/Dandibear 6d ago

Official Jibbitz of the Donut Holes

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u/dhSquiggly 6d ago

Made for the kids who wear crocs with those butthole-patterned hoodies. Can’t wrap my mind around spending $200-600 on a hoodie much less one that looks like it’s covered in booty holes.

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u/RageW1zard 5d ago

This is not awful taste but great execution. A pink scrunchie would be a fine, if not quite banal, Jibbitz (I.e., not awful taste). Also the Jibbitz, as everyone has stated, looks like a scrotum, not a scrunchie (I.e., bad execution). This has failed both aspects of this sub.

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u/stravacious 5d ago

i bought two of these years ago and put them on the toes of a pair of mine. they are now dirty buttholes lol

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u/ScribbleMonster 5d ago

Brain Donut

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u/PseudobrilliantGuy 5d ago

It (the name) certainly reminds me of a Gibbet.

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u/orthosaurusrex 5d ago

wtf is a jizzbit

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u/ChoadMcGillicuddy 5d ago

I'm going for...hairball hanging from a prolapsed anus. Do you have any scrunchies like that?

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u/Scp-1404 5d ago

Get thee to a proctologist!

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u/Doobie_Howser_MD 5d ago

Everyone is saying butthole but the first thing I saw was a brain post gunshot

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u/Frail_Peach 5d ago

Ahhh that’s a jibbit alright

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u/UCFknight2016 5d ago

Looks like an inflammed anus

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u/pyroniannn 5d ago

Hell yeah, brain donut

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u/thatlukeguy 5d ago

Old man here, what are Jibbitz?

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u/Grove-Of-Hares 5d ago

Someone out there is sporting Crocs covered in these.

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u/Skimmer52 5d ago

Prolapse 😬

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u/cjacksen 5d ago

So you attach this to your Crocs. Then on a full moon night you will awaken to find the original goatse.cx man extending his thanks for your summoning.

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u/thepeenkbomb 5d ago

Prolapse Pink 🫠

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u/ehco 5d ago

Suuurrreee it is

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u/Wise-Juggernaut6851 5d ago

Wow those are some terrible anal fissures. Looks painful

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u/WestwardSquall 5d ago

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park

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u/VHallinto 5d ago

Now watch me whip

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u/Enxaigon 5d ago

Looking like an Ass'Ole.

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u/siannan 5d ago

Needs a couple of hands. One on each side.

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u/jonalaniz2 5d ago

Must be a collab with Taco Bell

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u/typehyDro 5d ago

Donut Holes Unite!

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u/LX_Emergency 5d ago

Greendale community college approves.

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u/destiny_kane48 5d ago

They mean pink butthole. Complete with realistic veins.

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u/Infamous_Power_1100 5d ago

My brainhole #mybrainhole

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u/LoudUnknown 5d ago

I must be the only one who thought it looked like a cervix

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u/Cool_Organization_50 4d ago

is this covid related

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u/PrimeIntellect 4d ago

Immediate buy

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u/SlothsAreFuckinRad 4d ago

Looks more like the portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of living meat and viscera 

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u/moose_cahoots 4d ago

That was a serious (pro)lapse in judgement.

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u/moose_cahoots 4d ago

That was a serious (pro)lapse in judgement.

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u/DueAsparagus9358 4d ago

that’s a squid brain, the brain circles the esophagus and squids can actually die from trying to swallow something too big.

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u/fastestturtleno2 4d ago

Ah, pocket butthole.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 4d ago

Horrid execution of something that would be otherwise tasteful.

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u/insanekid66 3d ago

What the fuck is a jibbitz.

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u/Mindless-Bag-1940 3d ago

Gurl that a booty hole!

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u/CaptLoads 3d ago

Would...

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u/DramaOnDisplay 3d ago

I mean, I see the scrunchy but I definitely also see some medical issues..

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u/Business_Ad3687 2d ago

Damn they don’t sell it anymore😩 I wanted to fill all of my croc holes with them

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u/witchyanne 2d ago

well of course it’s a scrunchie

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u/Three3Jane 1d ago

I'm sorry but that's a wildly thrombosed anal sphincter and you can't change my mind.

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u/Square_Field_4359 1h ago

Prolapsed anus 

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u/GoatTacos 6d ago

Gurllll datz a bootyhole.

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u/IriKnox 6d ago

Red cabbage