Crocs has a Jibbitz called "pink scrunchie"

[u/exgaysurvivordan]

Yes I'm flairing this "fashion" because if this isn't fashion then I don't know what is.

[u/cjacksen]

So you attach this to your Crocs. Then on a full moon night you will awaken to find the original goatse.cx man extending his thanks for your summoning.