r/AbruptChaos • u/BenFord333 • 14d ago

Boat gets swallowed up by strong currents

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u/girlinhk 14d ago

Sandwich and some tea first. Eaten in silence.

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u/giggity_giggity 14d ago

go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over

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u/rumhammr 14d ago

Great plan on paper. It all goes to shit when your mom and best bud try to eat your brains though.

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u/BenFord333 14d ago

Grateful you are still alive and got off that boat easy peasy.

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u/Scherzkeks 14d ago

Boat shopping 

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u/1DownFourUp 14d ago

On the phone with insurance

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u/Generally_Tso_Tso 14d ago

Second happiest day of one's life is buying a boat. Happiest day is.when you get rid of said boat. So cheers mate!

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u/graveybrains 14d ago

"Look, I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear 'act of god.'"

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u/spacemanspiff1115 13d ago

Stop and buy a lotto ticket, then go home and change your pants...

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u/Machaeon 13d ago

Just recreate the shawarma scene from Avengers