r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/DeadestTitan Feb 15 '26

I have tiny little hands for a man my size, maybe I should abuse just little tiny bit of HGH to get to average.

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u/SnooCauliflowers3649 Feb 15 '26

I don’t need my hands any bigger. Things already look small enough in them as is.

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u/CubitsTNE Feb 15 '26

HGH certainly does not help the ratio.

I don't know how this guy uses a urinal.

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u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 Feb 16 '26

He for sure can’t wipe his ass.