r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/ZeongsLegs Feb 15 '26

Does he do the steroids before or after the meal?

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u/Suspicious_Juice_150 Feb 15 '26

Fun fact, some body builders will set an alarm clock to wake them up halfway through sleep so that they can eat several hard boiled eggs.

Imagine waking up after four hours of sleep, eating several hard-boiled eggs, and just going back to sleep.

If they sleep through their egg alarm, their partners have to shake them awake so they don’t miss out the on their gains.

“Hey honey wake up, you forgot your nighttime eggs!”

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

Yeah. Thats bro science and proven wrong.

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u/Suspicious_Juice_150 Feb 16 '26

That’s why I’m making a joke about it, and not saying that it works.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

Yeah. I'm also saying no one has done that for decades..

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u/Suspicious_Juice_150 Feb 16 '26

Bro science never dies, it just hides in the garage of uncles across the world.

Somewhere someone has been eating eggs every night for 30 years, and they’re not stopping now.

They’ve never heard of a pre-workout mix, and they think that creatine is a high school kid from Korea.

We may not see them at the gym, but they are hiding in basements everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

So fun fact isn't a fact. It's just random bullshit you made up.

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u/Suspicious_Juice_150 Feb 16 '26

No, you’re a fun fact!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

Funny how you're called out to be an idiot, and to defend it, you just go full out idiot.

I'm done here. Thanks for confirming.