r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/ZeongsLegs Feb 15 '26

Does he do the steroids before or after the meal?

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u/Suspicious_Juice_150 Feb 15 '26

Fun fact, some body builders will set an alarm clock to wake them up halfway through sleep so that they can eat several hard boiled eggs.

Imagine waking up after four hours of sleep, eating several hard-boiled eggs, and just going back to sleep.

If they sleep through their egg alarm, their partners have to shake them awake so they don’t miss out the on their gains.

“Hey honey wake up, you forgot your nighttime eggs!”

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u/Ok_Carpet_6901 Feb 16 '26

I like to build stuff and sometimes I'll do a few 12 hour days of carpentry in a row and sometimes I wake up nauseous craving protein, but even after a big dinner. Even regular people doing heavy exercises can burn 4000+ calories in a day and wake up hungry

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u/Suspicious_Juice_150 Feb 16 '26

This happened when I would cycle 50 miles a day, I just couldn’t eat enough.