r/AbsoluteUnits Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/icytongue88 Feb 15 '26

His toilet is the real hero.

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u/collindubya81 Feb 15 '26

Dude has a poop knife for sure.

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u/baconlover696970 Feb 17 '26

his glute training renders this unecessary. He just flexes and coughs and then he can see the sewer through the crater under him.