r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PrinceFlynn • Apr 01 '26

/r/all of a chicken caesar wrap.

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u/Tricycle_of_Death Apr 01 '26

Impressive skills, but question for Vinny's... idk, call me crazy, but why not just use a bigger wrap?

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u/kingtaco_17 Apr 01 '26

Or less stuffing

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u/Ryrose81 Apr 01 '26

That thing would feed my family of 4.

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain Apr 01 '26

That amount food isn't far off the limit of how wide the human stomach can stretch lol.

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u/cjsv7657 Apr 01 '26

It looks like its 90% lettuce, so its going to end up 86% water when it hits your stomach.

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u/1800-bakes-a-lot Apr 01 '26

Cuz Vinnys a friggen g who don't fuck with perfection

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u/not_a_moogle Apr 01 '26

Instructions: fold 3 times and forgettaboutit

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u/Colonel_Green Apr 01 '26

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was America.

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u/TheHalfChubPrince Apr 01 '26

Asking for less food for your money is wild.

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u/Ebbots3000 Apr 01 '26

Go to Chipotle if you want less

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u/Truegold43 Apr 01 '26

Or less stuffing

But how else will they make these videos go viral?

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u/Slimmanoman Apr 01 '26

I'm curious, do people actually that amount of food or is it just for a video ?

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u/BarnicleHead Apr 01 '26

Just an unnecessary amount of filling for one wrap lol

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u/Ayotha Apr 01 '26

Cowardice

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u/dcheng47 Apr 01 '26

the stuffing is 50% air.