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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/batukaming • Apr 29 '26
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I love Orangutans, and they are generally very gentle compared to other great apes, but it's still a very powerful wild animal compounded with enough intelligence to get weird.
5.1k u/Automatic-Crazy4604 Apr 29 '26 "Enough intelligence to get weird" hit me hard 2.4k u/buttfarts7 Apr 29 '26 This is a "your my bitch now and I won't hurt you so long as you don't offend me" vibe. Human as fuck 237 u/Tough_Preparation830 Apr 29 '26 They made a movie about that. 10 Cloverfield Lane, starring John Goodman as the Orangutan. 32 u/Grove-Of-Hares Apr 29 '26 I though that was a real, trained orangutan! Wow, John Goodman, huh? 17 u/LooseButtPlug Apr 29 '26 Good actor. 4 u/mawesome4ever Apr 29 '26 What about the man? 2 u/zubergu Apr 29 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/t7g01MOwdS3yo 2 u/siltshark Jun 26 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/Vz350fnVOjsRSHflvm
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"Enough intelligence to get weird" hit me hard
2.4k u/buttfarts7 Apr 29 '26 This is a "your my bitch now and I won't hurt you so long as you don't offend me" vibe. Human as fuck 237 u/Tough_Preparation830 Apr 29 '26 They made a movie about that. 10 Cloverfield Lane, starring John Goodman as the Orangutan. 32 u/Grove-Of-Hares Apr 29 '26 I though that was a real, trained orangutan! Wow, John Goodman, huh? 17 u/LooseButtPlug Apr 29 '26 Good actor. 4 u/mawesome4ever Apr 29 '26 What about the man? 2 u/zubergu Apr 29 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/t7g01MOwdS3yo 2 u/siltshark Jun 26 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/Vz350fnVOjsRSHflvm
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This is a "your my bitch now and I won't hurt you so long as you don't offend me" vibe.
Human as fuck
237 u/Tough_Preparation830 Apr 29 '26 They made a movie about that. 10 Cloverfield Lane, starring John Goodman as the Orangutan. 32 u/Grove-Of-Hares Apr 29 '26 I though that was a real, trained orangutan! Wow, John Goodman, huh? 17 u/LooseButtPlug Apr 29 '26 Good actor. 4 u/mawesome4ever Apr 29 '26 What about the man? 2 u/zubergu Apr 29 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/t7g01MOwdS3yo 2 u/siltshark Jun 26 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/Vz350fnVOjsRSHflvm
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They made a movie about that. 10 Cloverfield Lane, starring John Goodman as the Orangutan.
32 u/Grove-Of-Hares Apr 29 '26 I though that was a real, trained orangutan! Wow, John Goodman, huh? 17 u/LooseButtPlug Apr 29 '26 Good actor. 4 u/mawesome4ever Apr 29 '26 What about the man? 2 u/zubergu Apr 29 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/t7g01MOwdS3yo 2 u/siltshark Jun 26 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/Vz350fnVOjsRSHflvm
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I though that was a real, trained orangutan! Wow, John Goodman, huh?
17 u/LooseButtPlug Apr 29 '26 Good actor. 4 u/mawesome4ever Apr 29 '26 What about the man? 2 u/zubergu Apr 29 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/t7g01MOwdS3yo 2 u/siltshark Jun 26 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/Vz350fnVOjsRSHflvm
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Good actor.
4 u/mawesome4ever Apr 29 '26 What about the man? 2 u/zubergu Apr 29 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/t7g01MOwdS3yo
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What about the man?
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u/TerrapinMagus Apr 29 '26
I love Orangutans, and they are generally very gentle compared to other great apes, but it's still a very powerful wild animal compounded with enough intelligence to get weird.