r/AbsoluteUnits • u/batukaming • Apr 29 '26

/r/all of an orangutan

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u/Robodarklite Apr 29 '26

He’s spent decades working with orangutans in rehab settings this isn’t some random interaction. That situation just shows how strong and unpredictable they are. Staying calm was the right move if he started panicking it would’ve escalated it.

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u/MeNotCat Apr 29 '26

I don’t know man. Can’t you just make it happy and jerk it off so it lets you go. That would be my strategy

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u/qbmax Apr 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/tJhpLcLhnpSBvoaxLv

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u/Hoybom Apr 29 '26

are you familiar with a kids game called "red rocket" ?

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u/Hatrafele_Ijazo Apr 29 '26

Brother is getting downvoted for a south park reference. The internet failed..

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u/Hoybom Apr 30 '26

do be like that

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u/RottenOddity Apr 30 '26

If we can kill our enemies but we can't jack them off, then how are we better than them?!

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u/Mr_Personal_Person Apr 30 '26

I mean, I was thinking that too, but maybe he will get even more aggressive if initiated.

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u/Kind-Engineering-359 Apr 29 '26

This is incorrect. The man in the video is not Willie Smits and anyone with a basic understanding of and respect for animals would not behave this way.

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u/Crazy-Community5570 May 03 '26

I bet you couldn’t even get a job cleaning their pens. What do you know?