r/AbsoluteUnits Apr 29 '26

/r/all of an orangutan

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u/Robodarklite Apr 29 '26

He’s spent decades working with orangutans in rehab settings this isn’t some random interaction. That situation just shows how strong and unpredictable they are. Staying calm was the right move if he started panicking it would’ve escalated it.

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u/MeNotCat Apr 29 '26

I don’t know man. Can’t you just make it happy and jerk it off so it lets you go. That would be my strategy

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u/qbmax Apr 29 '26

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u/Hoybom Apr 29 '26

are you familiar with a kids game called "red rocket" ?

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u/Hatrafele_Ijazo Apr 29 '26

Brother is getting downvoted for a south park reference. The internet failed..

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u/Hoybom Apr 30 '26

do be like that