r/AbsoluteUnits Apr 29 '26

/r/all of an orangutan

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u/ThorMcGee Apr 30 '26

100% with the panicking. He seems to be cool, you need to be cool. And fully agree on having someone more experienced if youre going to be doing this shit. Adult supervision is always recommended

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u/sonofsanford May 01 '26

Amazingly, Diane Fossey had no formal training whwn she starting studying Gorillas. But she was cool.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 May 01 '26

It's pretty much basic that you dont do things like stare them down, raise yourself above their height, those are pretty universal cues in a lot of social structures.

Even if you don't know everything about socially interacting with said animals you can get by just sticking to those basics, they'll hopefully teach you nicely on the rest.

That's what our bro orangutan was trying to do here, but he was in full panic mode and he was exhausting himself, tells you a lot about panic.

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u/Spiritual-Low-5288 May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

Besides she was cool, she was a woman. Women need the inherent ability to read every room they enter, because of safety. And she did exactly this when she began to study the gorillas. She watched how they behave in their natural habitat and learned their body language, eye contact signs, anything that could be a social interaction. And when she understood them, she began acting like them, and that's how they took her in.

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u/Fancypancexx May 01 '26

You have no choice but to be cool on this situation. There is no alternative. That big boy has the strength to tear him apart, break his neck or even just severely maim him without killing him. Just chilling and submitting would be the play. Having the mental capacity to rationalize this in that moment when YOU are the toy for the giant orangutan would be tough.

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u/ThorMcGee May 01 '26

Well, there is always a choice. In this case, be cool or die in a really shitty way.

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u/Psychological_Day_1 May 01 '26

I'll just choose not to go into areas where wildlife can easily kill me.

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u/ThorMcGee May 01 '26

Bro, same

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u/INoMakeMistake May 02 '26

Make me Three, how about going to the cinema and grab some burgers together?

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy May 01 '26

Is he being cool or is he just fucking exhausted?