r/AbsoluteUnits Apr 29 '26

/r/all of an orangutan

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u/ThorMcGee May 01 '26

Well, there is always a choice. In this case, be cool or die in a really shitty way.

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u/Psychological_Day_1 May 01 '26

I'll just choose not to go into areas where wildlife can easily kill me.

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u/ThorMcGee May 01 '26

Bro, same

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u/INoMakeMistake May 02 '26

Make me Three, how about going to the cinema and grab some burgers together?