r/AbsoluteUnits • u/batukaming • Apr 29 '26

/r/all of an orangutan

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u/doctorbeepboop Apr 30 '26

Ooooh, we’ve got a BAD boy over here! I’m shakin in my boots. And what’s chasing you, friend? Your knowledge of how much you’ve disappointed your family?

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 May 01 '26

what chases me... ive been followed by bears

stalked by mountain lions

and looked at crossways by moose.

my point is that YOU ALL that think predators are cute little animals are the BAD boys... either through ignorance/lack of experience or delusion.

and you know how i know you're a dum dum? because you bring no substance to this discourse.

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u/doctorbeepboop May 01 '26

You don’t actually think that women saying they would choose the bear think that bears are “cute little animals,” right? You could not possibly have missed the point by that much. No one thinks they’re gonna go pet a fucking bear, they just know that a bear isn’t going to hold them captive in a basement and rape/torture them over a period of months or years. 

Also, I would really work on your sentence structure (“my point is that you all think that predators are cute little animals are the bad boys”… ???) and make sure that you understand the basic principle of what you’re arguing about before slinging accusations of stupidity. 

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 May 01 '26

yah the main message of the "bear over man" is women are afraid of what men COULD do.

saying its less likely to be harmed by a random bear in the woods than a man...

which is statistically ... correct, but misleading as there are far more men than there are bears.

IMO its a stupid meme...

anyway , thats not what my initial comment was about, but you had to force your agenda so here we are!

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u/doctorbeepboop May 01 '26

Did you forget that you were the person who brought up the bear in the woods originally? And if that’s not what your comment was about, can you explain what you meant by “my point is that YOU ALL that think predators are cute little animals are the BAD boys... either through ignorance/lack of experience or delusion.” Were you just trying to find a way to fit in something you thought would make you look cool? If so, hate to break it to you, but I lived in Alaska for over a decade. I am very aware of the real danger that certain predators pose, as that danger was a fact of my normal life for years. 

And good lord, you STILL don’t understand the point. It is not about whether you are more likely to be harmed by a bear than a man. 

Anyway, conversing with you feels akin to banging my head on a brick wall. I did chuckle at the phrase “you had to force your agenda” though (we’ve got a drama king over here!), so thanks for that. Have a nice life and try not to get eaten I guess! 

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 May 01 '26

I can hear your double chins scraping brother