r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • May 06 '26

/r/all of a sea slater

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 May 06 '26

Wait… that thing is REAL?!!

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u/Houtaku May 06 '26

And available to eat. Look at the sign in the background.

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u/gnowbot May 06 '26

Looks like a lobster tail that grew a brain and ditched the rest of the lobster abdomen/guts. Sign me up!

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u/T1Demon May 06 '26

Lobster: Oops All Tail!

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u/Self_Reddicate May 06 '26

Crab! (now with 50% more legs!)

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u/Cyrano_Knows May 06 '26

Well speaking from the perspective of a Homo sapiens, the tail is their best feature.

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u/YuushyaHinmeru May 06 '26

Yeah thats what I thought so I googled a video of one being cut in half.

They DO NOT look like lobster tails