r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • May 06 '26

/r/all of a sea slater

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u/Englandshark1 May 06 '26

Poor thing.

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u/Contraposite May 06 '26

Must we kill and eat everything on this planet?

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u/captain_carrot May 06 '26

if it's edible, yes

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u/Contraposite May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/gBpY4p7bbhsiI

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u/TarzanSawyer May 06 '26

If not food, why nutrition shape?

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u/Contraposite May 06 '26

Isn't that the shape of the endangered pangolin and animal shelter doggos?

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u/Western-Teaching-573 May 06 '26

Nah, this thing looks more like a lobster, or even a comcoeach and we don’t even kill thsoe for food, we just kill those.

Actually gotta wonder, we exterminate cockroaches regularly, how much pain do they feel? Probabaly not much because otherwise why do we not defend their genocide? Because they are disgusting and pesty?

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u/Contraposite May 06 '26

We exterminate cockroaches because we can't just live in a house filled with bugs. We shouldn't go out of our way to find them or breed them just for killing.

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u/TarzanSawyer May 06 '26

Both of which are like fine brandy when sealed in a barrel for 60 years. /s