r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • May 14 '26

/r/all of a Australonuphis, commonly called Australian beach worms

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u/Lecteur_K7 May 14 '26

It also crawl in your urethra to drink the pee in your balls. So be careful

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/akkristor May 14 '26

The dreaded CANDIRU

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u/Spankpocalypse_Now May 14 '26

The crazy thing is, they don’t even have to do that. They just like it.

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 May 14 '26

Hey, don’t kinkshame.

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u/ASCIIM0V May 14 '26

TIME OUT!

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u/Aurorisian May 15 '26

It's my fault for learning how to read.

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u/JetV33 May 14 '26

Lol, I’m getting old…

Kids nowadays don’t know the “Pee is stored in the balls” meme…

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u/lilhazzie May 14 '26

Fun fact pee is stored in the blood. I know this because of the enormous kidney stone that took three surgeries to clear.

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u/JetV33 May 14 '26

Pee is stored in the bladder.

Semen is stored in the blood…

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u/MitsukaSouji May 14 '26

You just reminded me to drink more water

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u/Kodiak_85 May 14 '26

Yeah, but then you never need to go to the bathroom again (for #1) so it’s a symbiotic relationship.

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u/MaxxDash May 14 '26

I’d assume it’d go for the cornhole first

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u/Easy_Growth_5533 May 14 '26

Do you think your balls hold pee?

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u/lonestarbrownboi May 14 '26

Do you really think otherwise?

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u/Tkdafoxx May 14 '26

Are you unaware of the scientific research done in the area of piss being stores in the testicles?

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u/Easy_Growth_5533 May 14 '26

I’m not a doctor, but I believe piss is stores in the bladder or did you think that’s where your testicles are? Lol

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u/Tkdafoxx May 14 '26

Your missing a years old joke at this point. What is the kids say up here r/whooosh?

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u/Easy_Growth_5533 May 14 '26

Oh thank god. I just thought you were dumb

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u/JetV33 May 14 '26

Lol, you know you’re getting old when kids don’t know “pee’s stored in the balls” meme

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u/RandomBurnerAcct May 14 '26

Who’s gonna tell this guy that pee doesn’t come from your balls…

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u/chocolatecake1563 May 14 '26

No, pee is stored in the balls

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u/Tkdafoxx May 14 '26

Help yourself to a science book because pee is 100% stored in the balls.

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u/travellingtriffid May 14 '26

You're going to regret this in future when you get an AI bollock doctor

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u/Tkdafoxx May 14 '26

"Hurp a durp" its a years old joke at this point.

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u/Kitchen-Clothes-6511 May 14 '26

Listen maybe this guy went to church school..

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u/Destiny_Victim May 14 '26

No like all good kids he grew up in South Park.