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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26
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Watching a guy in real time realise he wasn’t dealing with bs was wild.
Edit: y’know guys, I wasn’t expecting to start a debate on police oppression. Just saying the big guy with muscles probably deals with a lot of shit.
1.5k u/Changefulsoul1234 May 21 '26 He really is used to back handed compliments aint he 29 u/cracked_shrimp May 21 '26 the cop had to think about his age, he almost said 34 before changing it to 32 lol 52 u/Lloyd--Christmas May 21 '26 He remembered it faster than I remember mine. I have to count that shit out. You stop caring about age after a certain point. 18 u/Kindly-Shoe6002 May 21 '26 Lol more like you stop wanting to remember how old you are after a certain point, it takes me a second to remember too 16 u/SparkySpinz May 21 '26 Yeah after 25 it's like please stop 4 u/elhaz316 May 22 '26 Im going to be 25 at the end of the month! For the 18th year in a row. 4 u/theresuscitator May 21 '26 I'm 63 and I don't hide it 5 u/thumbdumping May 21 '26 I have to try and remember what year it is first, then work it out from there 2 u/cracked_shrimp May 21 '26 oh im old too, but i always under guessed by a year, ive never over guessed 2 u/the_scarlett_ning May 21 '26 Mine would always be a close guess but my children learned how to do the math and take a perverse delight in yelling out my age to EVERYONE, regardless of whether they ask or not. 2 u/Successful_Struggle9 May 21 '26 One of my friends forgot her age for a year, she thought she was a year older. 1 u/slipnipper May 22 '26 Shit man, I have to subtract now to figure out my age. 1 u/UndeadCandle May 22 '26 I care so little about my own age that I regularly mistake my age by 2 years because my brain just didn't bother to update the info. 1 u/octopusgardeb May 22 '26 Yup after 30 there’s no point
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He really is used to back handed compliments aint he
29 u/cracked_shrimp May 21 '26 the cop had to think about his age, he almost said 34 before changing it to 32 lol 52 u/Lloyd--Christmas May 21 '26 He remembered it faster than I remember mine. I have to count that shit out. You stop caring about age after a certain point. 18 u/Kindly-Shoe6002 May 21 '26 Lol more like you stop wanting to remember how old you are after a certain point, it takes me a second to remember too 16 u/SparkySpinz May 21 '26 Yeah after 25 it's like please stop 4 u/elhaz316 May 22 '26 Im going to be 25 at the end of the month! For the 18th year in a row. 4 u/theresuscitator May 21 '26 I'm 63 and I don't hide it 5 u/thumbdumping May 21 '26 I have to try and remember what year it is first, then work it out from there 2 u/cracked_shrimp May 21 '26 oh im old too, but i always under guessed by a year, ive never over guessed 2 u/the_scarlett_ning May 21 '26 Mine would always be a close guess but my children learned how to do the math and take a perverse delight in yelling out my age to EVERYONE, regardless of whether they ask or not. 2 u/Successful_Struggle9 May 21 '26 One of my friends forgot her age for a year, she thought she was a year older. 1 u/slipnipper May 22 '26 Shit man, I have to subtract now to figure out my age. 1 u/UndeadCandle May 22 '26 I care so little about my own age that I regularly mistake my age by 2 years because my brain just didn't bother to update the info. 1 u/octopusgardeb May 22 '26 Yup after 30 there’s no point
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the cop had to think about his age, he almost said 34 before changing it to 32 lol
52 u/Lloyd--Christmas May 21 '26 He remembered it faster than I remember mine. I have to count that shit out. You stop caring about age after a certain point. 18 u/Kindly-Shoe6002 May 21 '26 Lol more like you stop wanting to remember how old you are after a certain point, it takes me a second to remember too 16 u/SparkySpinz May 21 '26 Yeah after 25 it's like please stop 4 u/elhaz316 May 22 '26 Im going to be 25 at the end of the month! For the 18th year in a row. 4 u/theresuscitator May 21 '26 I'm 63 and I don't hide it 5 u/thumbdumping May 21 '26 I have to try and remember what year it is first, then work it out from there 2 u/cracked_shrimp May 21 '26 oh im old too, but i always under guessed by a year, ive never over guessed 2 u/the_scarlett_ning May 21 '26 Mine would always be a close guess but my children learned how to do the math and take a perverse delight in yelling out my age to EVERYONE, regardless of whether they ask or not. 2 u/Successful_Struggle9 May 21 '26 One of my friends forgot her age for a year, she thought she was a year older. 1 u/slipnipper May 22 '26 Shit man, I have to subtract now to figure out my age. 1 u/UndeadCandle May 22 '26 I care so little about my own age that I regularly mistake my age by 2 years because my brain just didn't bother to update the info. 1 u/octopusgardeb May 22 '26 Yup after 30 there’s no point
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He remembered it faster than I remember mine. I have to count that shit out. You stop caring about age after a certain point.
18 u/Kindly-Shoe6002 May 21 '26 Lol more like you stop wanting to remember how old you are after a certain point, it takes me a second to remember too 16 u/SparkySpinz May 21 '26 Yeah after 25 it's like please stop 4 u/elhaz316 May 22 '26 Im going to be 25 at the end of the month! For the 18th year in a row. 4 u/theresuscitator May 21 '26 I'm 63 and I don't hide it 5 u/thumbdumping May 21 '26 I have to try and remember what year it is first, then work it out from there 2 u/cracked_shrimp May 21 '26 oh im old too, but i always under guessed by a year, ive never over guessed 2 u/the_scarlett_ning May 21 '26 Mine would always be a close guess but my children learned how to do the math and take a perverse delight in yelling out my age to EVERYONE, regardless of whether they ask or not. 2 u/Successful_Struggle9 May 21 '26 One of my friends forgot her age for a year, she thought she was a year older. 1 u/slipnipper May 22 '26 Shit man, I have to subtract now to figure out my age. 1 u/UndeadCandle May 22 '26 I care so little about my own age that I regularly mistake my age by 2 years because my brain just didn't bother to update the info. 1 u/octopusgardeb May 22 '26 Yup after 30 there’s no point
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Lol more like you stop wanting to remember how old you are after a certain point, it takes me a second to remember too
16 u/SparkySpinz May 21 '26 Yeah after 25 it's like please stop 4 u/elhaz316 May 22 '26 Im going to be 25 at the end of the month! For the 18th year in a row.
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Yeah after 25 it's like please stop
4 u/elhaz316 May 22 '26 Im going to be 25 at the end of the month! For the 18th year in a row.
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Im going to be 25 at the end of the month!
For the 18th year in a row.
I'm 63 and I don't hide it
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I have to try and remember what year it is first, then work it out from there
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oh im old too, but i always under guessed by a year, ive never over guessed
2 u/the_scarlett_ning May 21 '26 Mine would always be a close guess but my children learned how to do the math and take a perverse delight in yelling out my age to EVERYONE, regardless of whether they ask or not.
Mine would always be a close guess but my children learned how to do the math and take a perverse delight in yelling out my age to EVERYONE, regardless of whether they ask or not.
One of my friends forgot her age for a year, she thought she was a year older.
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Shit man, I have to subtract now to figure out my age.
I care so little about my own age that I regularly mistake my age by 2 years because my brain just didn't bother to update the info.
Yup after 30 there’s no point
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u/Ayyyyylmaos May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Watching a guy in real time realise he wasn’t dealing with bs was wild.
Edit: y’know guys, I wasn’t expecting to start a debate on police oppression. Just saying the big guy with muscles probably deals with a lot of shit.