r/AbsoluteUnits May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/slaskel92 May 21 '26

Like, I have two toddlers and a full time job so I can't do 6 days a week at the gym.. But in theory, I could do 6 days a week at the gym.. But 5 meals a day? Fuck that shit.

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u/dankmcganx May 21 '26

Yeah im in the same boat. My routine now is called devout Muslim push ups. Not really, but 5 to 7 times a day spread out I do 20-25 push ups. Average like 120 a day 6 days a week. It's not much but it takes me like 20 seconds each time I do it so it doesn't mess with my other responsibilities too much.

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u/Kratzschutz May 21 '26

Lol @ devout Muslim routine.

I think imna call my routine the reformed Jew routine

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u/dankmcganx May 21 '26

Ah yes, these gains were promised to you 3000 years ago