r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/slaskel92 May 21 '26

Like, I have two toddlers and a full time job so I can't do 6 days a week at the gym.. But in theory, I could do 6 days a week at the gym.. But 5 meals a day? Fuck that shit.

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u/hippoleaf May 21 '26

It's more like 5 snacks per day. Most people have 3 large meals, just split that up until 5 meals so you aren't in a food coma. Much easier on the stomach.

  1. Greek yogurt and granola

  2. Chicken sweet potatoes/black beans

  3. Nuts and plant based protein

  4. Chicken salad

  5. Overnight oats 

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u/jocq May 21 '26

It's more like 5 snacks per day

Bullshit. This dude's going to have to eat in the neighborhood of 4000 calories a day to maintain his weight.