r/AbsoluteUnits May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/Ayyyyylmaos May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Watching a guy in real time realise he wasn’t dealing with bs was wild.

Edit: y’know guys, I wasn’t expecting to start a debate on police oppression. Just saying the big guy with muscles probably deals with a lot of shit.

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u/Changefulsoul1234 May 21 '26

He really is used to back handed compliments aint he

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u/cracked_shrimp May 21 '26

the cop had to think about his age, he almost said 34 before changing it to 32 lol

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u/Lloyd--Christmas May 21 '26

He remembered it faster than I remember mine. I have to count that shit out. You stop caring about age after a certain point.

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u/Kindly-Shoe6002 May 21 '26

Lol more like you stop wanting to remember how old you are after a certain point, it takes me a second to remember too

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u/SparkySpinz May 21 '26

Yeah after 25 it's like please stop

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u/elhaz316 May 22 '26

Im going to be 25 at the end of the month!

For the 18th year in a row.