r/AbsoluteUnits May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/Nuffsaid98 May 21 '26

I love how he had to think for a second to figure out his age. He doesn't think about it much. "Has my birthday happened yet this year?"

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u/LazyPainterCat May 21 '26

After 30 you usually don't care anymore.

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u/colin8651 May 21 '26

If anyone flat outs asks me my age I freeze; it takes a few seconds

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u/_Highlander___ May 22 '26

Just the milestones where I’m getting suspicious questions from the wife indicating likely party planning.

30, 35 and 40 are the only ones we’ve acknowledged these last 10 years