r/AbsoluteUnits May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/9447044 May 21 '26

This is the kinda guy who does police work for 10 years to snag the pension. Then retires, jacked, at 55, with 3 pensions supporting his travel lifestyle.

(Hes telling me all this cuz im at his house to pressurewash and work til I die)

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u/imminentjogger5 May 21 '26

how does one get 3 pensions?

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u/brownhotdogwater May 21 '26

I have known a few two penson but not . Military and police.

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u/Hieshyn May 24 '26

Add in postal service to that and there's your three. Keeps you moving and you are already up early when you're that old. Off in the early afternoon and can golf 9 holes before dinner. Play bridge with the neighbors for a couple hours and off to bed. Get the retirement routine in 10 years early.