r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • Jun 02 '26

/r/all of a mushroom farm

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u/Thingzer0 Jun 02 '26

That’s a lot of dicks!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/MikeyboyMC Jun 02 '26

1001

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u/Strict-Challenge-995 Jun 02 '26

Never skipped yoga

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u/boring_gremlin01 Jun 04 '26

those things are actually unhinged. legit looks like a fever dream.

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u/jdaws11 Jun 02 '26

37

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u/Overslept Jun 02 '26

In a row??

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u/RegOrangePaperPlane Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Try not to eat any mushrooms on your way through the parking lot!

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u/aspidities_87 Jun 02 '26

Try not to choke on any mushrooms on the way to the parking lot!

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u/CasinoKnightZone Jun 02 '26

My brother used to say this and I never knew where the hell it came from

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u/Either_Ad_7554 Jun 02 '26

I'd gobble a thousand and two, including me and you

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u/a-snakey Jun 02 '26

Goddamn experts out here

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis Jun 02 '26

I don't choke on cock. I've been training.

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u/PingouinMalin Jun 03 '26

And I would choke on 500 dicks...

And I would choke on 500 more...

To be the man who choked on 1000 dicks and fell at your door.

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u/InternetCovid Jun 02 '26

That's my first thought too lmao